Hi, if you're here to look at the Ninth Hell website (est. 1997) you're in the right place. However, I am not liking the gratuitous ads. Yes, I understand this is a free service, but... the ads? Really a turn off, considering they're not only ON the page but also in pop-ups. Understand that as a poor student I cannot do anything about this at present, not having the means to pay for a subscription.

I realise I should also shut up, because free speech is seldom free and rarely spoken and I've no justification to complain because yes, yes, I know, free service and this is why we don't have to pay for it.

Um, what else. Okay, if you stumbled here by accident, I think you'll realise by this paragraph that this has nothing whatsoever to do with anything religious. It is NOT a satanic cult. NOT a chinese site detailing the horrors of chinese hell. NOT a lampoon of Seventh Heaven. (Ok, I kid on that one)

Purely a humour site. Vestiges of a childhood that no longer is.

With that, I give you...

Enter our domain...

Best Viewed with Internet Explorer. But of course, go ahead and use whatever browser you want. It's not my enjoyment you're minimizing. BTW, there's loads of stuff in there you won't understand, so this is NOT for the uninitiated. Well, okay, it can be, but don't say I didn't warn you.