I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart.
It was so pure and white.
I licked it once, twice... I found I couldn't stop.
I licked it faster and faster, and harder. I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy.
I was done. I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookie.

I squeezed it gently at first, then a little bit harder.
There seemed to be more and more of it.
I moved it towards my lips. It was a strange and new sensation for me.
I put it in my mouth and moved it around and around with my tongue.
The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it out.
It was quite an experience the first time I tasted toothpaste.

They were both round and firm. There was only the slightest difference between the two.
I took one in my hand and twisted it hard.
I used my other hand to grab the other one and twist it hard the other way.
Now there's a brighter light bulb in the livingroom.

It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin.
I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it.
I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet.
Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.
Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.

I knew it could be done. I wanted to try but I didn't know if I could do it.
I called my friend. He said he knew how to do it and would teach me.
He put his arms around me and started. I watched nervously in the mirror.
He finally finished and pulled back slowly. I felt relieved that it was over.
I hate neckties.

It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it.
I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better.
I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it.
But I decided on catsup for my burger.

They were two of the biggest balls I had ever seen!
They hung so heavy and low.
I tried lifting them gently, but that wasn't enough.
They had to be pulled, and I pulled on them very very hard.
They finally came. I moved them to a higher spot on the Christmas tree.