English: Oh my god! There's and axe in my head.

Bosnian: Boje moj! Sjekira mi je u glavi.

French: Mon Dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.

Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida.

Swedish: Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!

Dutch: O, minjn God! Er zit een bijl in minjn hoofd.

Latin: Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.

German: Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!

Japanese: ahh, kamisama! watashe no atama ni ono ga arimasu.

Norwegian: Herre Gud! Jeg har en aks i hodet! Spanish: Dios mio! Hay una hacha en me cabeza!

Hungarian: Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!!

Middle Egyptian: in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!

Greek: hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou!

Tagalong: Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!

Danish: Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.

Afrikaans: O Gode! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!

Polish: O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!

Maori: Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!

Italian:Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!

Portuguese: Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!

Klingon:ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!

Bengali: Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.

Finnish: Voi Louja! Paassani on kirves!

Icelandic: Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.

Ancient Greek: O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!

Babylonian: iliya pashu ina reshimi bashu

Assyrian: iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu

Welsh: A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!

Alsatian: Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!

Swahili: Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!

Slovenian: Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.

Irish: Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann.

Esperanto: Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo!

Marathi: Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.

Hindi: Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.

Russian: Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove!

Hebrew: Eloi! Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li!

Malayalam: Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.

Latvian: Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!

Pig Latin: Oay ayemay odgay! airsthay anay axeay inay ayemay eadhay!