1. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.

2. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "buckle up!"

3. Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.

4. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of saran wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.

5. When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.

6. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say "oops".

7. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the gas again?"

8. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.

9. Fill your car with beer bottles.

10. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.

11. Tell the Register that you are taking the remedial test.

12. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.

13. Swear at everybody on the road.

14. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light.

15. Beep your horn at everything.

16. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.

17. Wank. When you come, ask the instructor if he would like to taste some.

18. Shit in your car, just in front of the radiator and turn it onto full blast. As the smell of hot shit begins to permeate through the car, accuse the instructor of not wiping his ass.

19. Bring a pocket TV with you. Halfway through the driving test, start watching porno movies.

20. As cars pass you out, make the sound of a racing car. If the instructor tells you to stop, tell him to "Fuck off!" and punch him in the balls.

21. Eat a really hot curry before the test. Fart continuously throughout the exam and blame the instructor. Bring a cork and tell him to stick it up his ass.

22. Make sure you drive by an area where you can pick up prostitutes. Start Curb-crawling.

23. Dress up as a woman before you arrive at the test. Whenever you have to change gears, "accidentally" put your hand on his knee