pick-up lines

• Nice to meet you, I'm [your name] and you are...gorgeous!

• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes

• Someone better call heaven because an angel is missing

• You look firmiliar. Aren't you that girl from my dreams?

• Wow, I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven

• Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl /boy with the beautiful smile

• What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

• If that outfit isn't Velcro, why am I so stuck on you?

• I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
  THE WILD AND CRAZY GUY (GAL):
  • The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name

  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good

  • You must be the real reason for global warming. eh?

  • Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day

  • What's wrong with your lips? Oh, I see, they are not pressed against mine

  • If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? [This one's my fav!]

  • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
    THE OVERCONFIDENT HEATHEN(ESS):

• All those curves, and me with no brakes

• The spy agency has sent me here to save you. Take my hand and come with me

• We voted you "The most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me.

• Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?

• Hi my name is Calgon and I'm ready to take you away

• Stand still so I can pick you up.

• My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

• I know milk does a body good, but jeez - how much have you been drinking?
  FOR THE COMPUTER GEEKS:
  • Hey Baby, What's Your Login?

  • Oh little processor of my desire!

  • I want all of our functions to be read/write.

  • Let's interface our hardware.

  • Trust me, I'm user friendly.

  • Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?

    [Note: must be a real geek to get this one!]

  OLD LINES BUT THEY HAVE WORKED BEFORE:

• Do you have the time?

• Do you have a match?

• Hello!

• Is anyone sitting here?

• Haven't I seen you someplace before?

• Excuse me, what pickup line works best with you?
  THESE PEOPLE HAVE GOT TO BE DESPERATE:
  • I'd love to buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass

  • I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman.

    [Note: the puke factor on this is really high]

  • Are you good at addition? Cause we can add you and me, substract our clothes,
    divide are legs, and multiply.

  • If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together

  • Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.

  • If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.