Do you know what beast is?
If you don't, I'll give you a clue:
"Plop, Plop, Oh My! Somebody Call The Plumber Guy!"
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It is a rare phenomenon that has taken Shreve School by storm! BEWARE THE BEAST - Boy's Bathroom Middle Stall.....
It started on March 9th, 1999..... Charles, a well-known 6th grade student in our school, walked up to me and whispered to me these 4 sacred words: "Boys' bathroom, Middle stall." Of course I had to check it out so I grabbed the pass, and darted to the bathroom. I opened the stall door, and was horrified to see a big, fat, juicy, hairy, turd floating so jollily in the brown water. I ran back to the classroom and quickly reported the incident to four classmates: Andrew, Jesse, Jason, and Chad. Of course, as I expected, they rushed to the bathroom as well. Jesse came back first and then Andrew and then Chad and then Jason, all with huge grins on their faces. That, my friends, is the Beast.
From then on, every day we check to find maybe the reappearence of Beast. Each time we found only beastlings. Then one day, with the help of Andrew's brains, we figured out the janitor either chopped the Beast up into fourths to fit him down the drain, or made a fishing rod from a pencil, string, and a hook and fished it out. That same day we were astonished to see the home-coming of Beast. He was in the middle stall as usual. One person, named Josh, also known as the assasin, was a brave soul and marched to defeat the beast! He grabbed the flusher handle tightly with both hands. A bead of sweat dripped from his face. Suddenly, he was overcome with strength, and flushed quickly. The Beast did not go down, but instead fired an explosion of toilet clog bigger than a sunami, right for Josh. Josh ran and the bathroom began to fill with toilet water. Another brave soul known as Mr. Jesse, walked there fast. He saw the Beast; as fat and juicy as usual. He grabbed the flusher handle, pushed it, and he flushed it. The Beast went down. We had won the war! But suddenly, with his last breath, the Beast fired a humungous wave of water drenching toilet paper, and throwing Beastlings to the floor. Walker ran from the battlefield feeling victorious; for he had defeated the Beast!
Will the Beast return?
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