Leisa the Masked Avenger in...
Habib Raids Goron...
By:Lydia Sardina
There once was a troll who lived under a bridge next to the village of Goron. This particular troll was very large, pink, slimy, and mean. This particular troll was also very hungry due to his enormous size. Because the troll was so big, he had to live under a large bridge. Trolls aren't very creative creatures, so this troll's parents named him Habib, because both of their names were also Habib.
One day while sitting under his bridge Habib was thinking out loud.. because as we all know, trolls are very stupid and are unaware of their inner-monologue. "I'm hungry" said Habib. "I'm sick of eating goats, they taste like hay!" he complained. Habib thought about Goron, the village he lived near. "They have SHEEP in Goron!!!" Habib exclaimed. "They have sheep, and onions, and carrots...and SHEEP!!!".
Habib got up out of his chair and headed for Goron oozing pink slime all the way. He went over the bridge & down the path to the village.
Meanwhile, the people of Goron were harvesting their crops and herding their sheep as villagers often do. They were completely unaware of Habib's spur of the moment plan of attack. The villagers had no need to fear Habib the obese pink slimy troll because they had one trick up their little village sleeve... Leisa the Masked Avenger.
On her way back from Yorkshire visiting her dear old granny, Leisa the Masked Avenger stumbles upon a massive trail of pink slime. Leisa immediately sensed trouble in Goron & mounted her trusty 1976 moped and headed for the village. By the time our Masked Misfit reached Goron, the villagers were in hiding and half of the sheep were gone, pink slime was everywhere.
Habib was making his way back under his bridge with a bag full of sheep to deep fry. "Mmmmm Goron fried sheep," Habib sloppily slurred. Habib was finding his deep frier when Leisa the Masked Avenger reached the bridge & peaked her head over the edge. She saw the sheep & Habib searching for his deep frier. "Habib, the scoundral! He's going to fry those sheep extra krispy!!!" Leisa thought. "I don't have much time!" Leisa said as she once again mounted her moped.
Leisa had a plan and made her way to her secret cave. As the Masked Avenger parked her moped she thought out her plan to rescue the poor defenseless sheep. Leisa went to the fridge and got out a giant cocktail frank. Quickly she went into the bathroom and got an economy sized box of Alka-Selzer. One by one our speedy masked hero stuffed the tablets into the frank. After dressing the weenie as a sheep and loading it into her side car, Leisa headed for the bridge.
When she reached the bridge, Leisa set up the sheep weenie and went to check on Habib. Habib had not found the deep frier and was eating one of the sheep raw. Leisa put a bell around the frank sheep's neck & rang it by remote control. Habib heard the familiar sound, quickly scarfed down the sheep he was currently masticating upon, and headed for the weenie sheep. Leisa hid in a nearby bush. Habib circled the sheep, then scarfed it down. He looked up, and exploded in a big pink foamy mess leaving pink slime everywhere. Leisa returned the sheep to Goron, and the Villagers rejoiced. Once again, Leisa the Masked Avenger had saved the day..... and the sheep.
until next time..
THE END.
