This is just something I put together just to have a little fun with the people who write me stupid e-mails or guestbook clippings. So..have fun reading it..and maybe a question or two will be answered. Note: all entries are copied and pasted and UN-EDITED..not for spelling, not for content..not for anything.
Resource: Guestbook
Date:07/19/1999 5:48:43am
Name: Allie Cofield
E-Mail: covergirlbarbie@hotmail.com
Location: florida!
Comments: hey! i like your page its half way decent & you arent all that ugly..you could improve your look drasticly though i am not saying that to be mean! dont go kill yourself are anything just cause you are ugly because then i would feel bad! well not really but anyways back to the issue of your look first of all you need to go for some pretty makeup colors like sparkly purple or pink & no black..its just like so drab! You should also where tommy clothes! tommy rocks & its alot better than that wallmart shit! well i wouldnt know cause i don't even remember the last time i went into any store such as wallmart..i might get some sorta fungus or something.. back to the clothes thing if you are gonna where cheap stuff make it something thats pretty & doesnt umm clash! like get some cute lil' shorts (kahki)& two spaghetti strap shirts.( one white of course!) & some cute little sandles.. i mean i guess they might have something that looked ok at payless! then the hair! its so grezzy!!!! dang i dont even know how to spell it! anyways you need serious help in that department i say get to your beautician right away & she might can make the dye look more natural & give you a cute shapley haircut that fits your face & the sunglasses are sorta cute if you like that style! oh & heathy eating & a brisk walk at least once a day will help u become trim & firm..not meaning this in a gay way at all cause i am an attractive model for many magazines such as 17 & could probably have most any guy i wanted so i just thought i would be doing a nice deed to come & show you how you could improve your look....i really think you have the potential to sorta be pretty! i mean i could never see you as a model but maybe prettier! anyways think about what i said & i highly suggest you take my advice! it could work wonders darling! anyways im outie now! chow! .........allie:)
Response:
Go kill myself over something someone i don't know/don't care about says to me? HAH! I may be ugly to some, but i'm sure as hell as not as ugly as this person. And who says I need to conform to what you say? Here is a prime example of a stupid person, ladies and gentlemen. A Model? I'd bet not.
Resource: Guestbook
Date:10/11/1999
Name: irrelevent
Comments: I found you're page, i dont know how but i just thought i'd let you know that you should stop calling yourself a punk.. and calling yourself moshpit girl. if you were ever at a real show and in a moshpit then maybe you would know how real punks dress.. and you're musical taste (from your links section) doesnt have one punk band listed on it. you're a disgrace to the punk scene by even starting to consider yourself a punk, and as i quote your words in your disclaimer "If you think my fashion sence sucks, well...fuck you. Seeing as how I AM a punk, that's the way the cookie crumbles" well i think your fashion sense sucks because you're extremely trendy and you're calling yourself a punk. i just think you're a little confused and you should learn the facts of a scene before you tell everyone you're in it.. and the reason im staying anonymous is because i dont particularly care for any replies to what im saying now, i just want you to know you're a disgrace to punks and i dont need to waste my time any further by having you mailing me or signing my guestbook and arguing back and forth..
sincerely
-the scene supporter
Response:
Okay, soo..once upon a time I had the handle MoshpitAngel. Since then I've grown weary of it, because I admit, it was stupid. Might I add, that at said time, i had been to quite a few shows here and there...and I knew then, and now what a moshpit looks like and how they work. Also, I did have television while growing up. I also never read anywhere that you had to dress a certain way to be a punk..which is such a diverse catagory seeing as how there are many many different kinds of quote unquote "punks". So, Mr. Scene Supporter..Did it ever occur to you that this page wasn't updated at all until recently and that, maybe you had stumbled upon a site operated by someone who didn't have access to the materials to update the page? i guess not.You could have been so kind as to e-mail me and let me explain that, at the time, the page hadn't been touched in at least a year. So all apologies Mr.AllmightyKing of "Scene"...sorry if I'm not "punk" enough for your qualifications..seeing as how you must be the all knowing decision maker as to who is this and who is that.
Resource: E-mail
Date:9/10/02
E-Mail:PlastikRaceTeam@aol.com
Subject: Your Sight.
Comments:I read your dissclaimer. I found it odd that you would blame the government for your lack of intelegence and drive. Public School cuts have nothing to do with your attitude, they simply cut programs. I've never heard of a public school cutting it's English department, resulting in a catastrophic loss of spelling and gramar skills. Also, if you think the government is so bad, we have an "open door" policy, you can leave any time. I don't believe I've ever seen a more ambigueous picture of a human in my life, excluding the Hanson brothers. Also, if you choose the "gothic" style, you should care less about your apperence. The Goth style is all about nonchalant freedom, doing and waring what ever you feel would terrify the local populouse. Your ridiculously childish questions in your "Slam Book" gave me pause to consider why your parents were allowed to multiply. In short, I hope your parents or paroll officer gets you therapy gift cirtificates for Christmas.
Response: No, no no...I blame the government and voters for the lack of funding at the public school I attended. I am the only reason for my lack of drive. The budget at the school I attended had been visciously sliced, chopped and cut throughout the entire time I attended it. Also, the government doesn't exactly encourage people to become teachers, now does it? The average corporate toilet scrubber makes more money than the teachers at my previous school do. Besides, by the looks of it, you fell victim to the lack of education in the spelling department also...my Sight? I see fine, thank you. And about that "open door" policy..do you know how much it costs to move out of the country? I'm guessing you haven't done your homework on that. Well let me inform you that it costs quite a bit to move out of the country. And if you even looked around on this page at all, you would know that I am soon to be a college student and am unemployed.. meaning, I HAVE NO MONEY! On to other things...Hold on a second..I'm GOthic? Since when? Do I go around mopeing in cemeteries? Do i constantly wear black clothes or makeup? Am I at all spooky?? I'm about as spooky as a pink frosted cupcake(hehe). Not that I have anything against the whole goth thing...but it's just not my "scene"..And to tell you the truth, I'm not quite sure WHY my parents multiplied..but i assure you it won't happen again. And hey, i hope my parents give me money for christmas...cuz then i can save it to move out of the US..because George W. Bush is NOT my FUCKING president! oh, and..i don't have a paroll officer, but tell yours I said Hi.
