Lubricator : A band from Kent, Ohio that hates Kent Ohio!!!Lubricator - What the hell??? Lubricator are a HARD ROCK band from Kent, Ohio. Home to Dink, (remember them???) Kent is a quaint village just southeast of Cleveland. (AKA The mistake on the lake). Kent is most famous for the incident in 1970, when the National Guard decided to kill a couple of students. Not much has changed either. Rumor has it that Marshall law (is that how it's spelled???) was NEVER lifted. No goddamn wonder the police arrest people for flyering, yet it's fine to BASH a persons skull in on the railroad track... WHAT THE HELL???
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Who is Lubricator??? And Why should you care???
Lubricator consists of: David Busch - Lead guitar. Paul Vasilko - Lead bass guitar. Heather Stefanik - Vocal damage. Jason Z. - Trap kit.(What some call drums). You should care BECAUSE we rock, and we care about our fans... ALL 8 OF THEM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
What does LUBRICATOR sound like???
We sound exactly like MOTORHEAD, EXCEPT: 1)Heather doesn't have boils or warts on her face. 2)We don't REALLY sound like Motorhead. I just think they're cool!!! 3)Motorhead probably likes to practice. |
What day jobs do we hold???
I work with Dave in a CD warehouse. Our job is to keep the shelves stocked for the idiotic housewives. Most are idiots, anyway. A few are cool. We usually walk through the aisles and pretend to work. Jason crawls around on rooftops EVERY day and risks his neck. He's either brave or retarded. Just doing that all year round deserves the clap... of the hands, that is. Heather is probably the only one who likes her job. She actually seems happy to go to work. She is the best bartender in the world. (As you can tell, I've recieved free ...insert thoughts here.) |
