Question: Is there a fourth of July in England?
Answer: Yes! It comes after the third of July!
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Question: Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Answer: All 12!
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Question: In baseball, how many outs are in an inning?
Answer: 6! Three per team!
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Question: If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
Answer: 2! YOU took 2 away.
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Question: A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
Answer: 60! Start with the 1st pill, take the second at 30, and the third at 60!
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Question: A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
Answer: 9 are left standing
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Question: How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
Answer: Moses didn't make the ark! Noah did!
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Question: A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat. The clerk would have to weigh the meat.
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HERE ARE THE SCORES:

7-8 RIGHT - GENUIS
6 RIGHT - ABOVE NORMAL
5 RIGHT - NORMAL
4 RIGHT - UNDER NORMAL
2-3 RIGHT - IDIOT
1 RIGHT - SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR
0 RIGHT - BRAIN DEAD

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