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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
Q: What do Blondes say after $ex?
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's a$$?
Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
Q: Why did God create blondes?
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
Q: Why does it work?
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
Q:How do u know when a blondes' been doin' laundry?
A: The joystick is wet.
A: Her ankles.
A: "Have another beer."
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
A: Wave
A: They both have black roots.
A: A brain tumor.
A: Two brunettes.
A: To see what was on the other side.
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
A: So she could lip read.
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
A: Neither could the blondes.
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
A: To turn the blinker off.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too
much.
A: Because it kept falling out.
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
A: A blond doing cartwheels.
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!
A: About 2 cans of hair spray
A: Pick them up off the floor.
A:When the dryers sticky from the spin cycle.
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