One day the a hillbilly named Bill walks in to the doctors office with an arm so broken that the bone hade penetrated the skin, and was bleeding everywhere. The doctor says "Good God boy, how did u do this?". Bill said that he'd done it hunting. Doc says "Ok, your going to need some seditave for when I set that bone." Bill replies "I don't need no drugs, I've had more pain than this..." "I don't think that you know how much that this is going to hurt." says Doc. "Yes, I do. I'll tell you 'bout the time that I had worse. I was out huntin' one day and I had to take a crap. So I dropped my trousers, squatted down, and procedded to take a crap. Then, I heard a loud snap. I felt this sharp pain on my balls. I had been caught by my own bear trap." Bill replies. Doc exasperates "Damn that must've killed you." Bill said "Nope, that isn't the bad part. Once I had realized what had happened, I started running." "So? That shouldn't hurt..." Doc whimpers. "Yeah, but the bad part is when I reached the end of the chain..."
