1. The very first thing you need to do to become Austin, is to think like Austin. Do kooky and crazy things like writing you last name 7er which means sevener. People will laugh/stare at this, but that is only becuase you did it, YOU Austin. Also start calling yourself A, so your new name is "A 7er." Enjoy.
2. Also get catch phrases like "Oklahoma, Oklahome" and "Foolish mortal". The phrase "foolish mortal" is a classic example of Austin language, or as we like to call it, Austuage.
3. When talking in everday conversation ingauge in this activity...Try to crack your voice in the words you use. One word that is common to crack is "natural" while saying this word crack it. Then when everyone is done laughing/staring, say it again as if making fun of yourself. Then go home and cry.
4. Another activity to do while talking is to talk in one long slurred speech. Instead of saying, "Like, I went to the movies yesterday," try this on for size. "LiiiiiiikeIwenttothemoviesyesterdayandstuff."Then repeat as neccassry.
5. Make your hair extra froin'.
6. Place hands in pockets.
7.Drooling and/or the dips thing. Also get Asian girlfriend. with glasses. named natasha. sui. it's siu.