| *at a Megalink ATM |
"Oof Line" |
| *On a wall in Laloma
Street |
"Huli ihi, putol
titi" |
| *along a highway in
Pampanga |
"We make Modern and
Antique Furniture" |
| *Nakasulat sa pader |
"Marunong ka bang
kumahol?? Aso lang ang Umiihi dito!" |
| *on a building in Cebu
City |
"Atty. Domingo
Carriedo, Notary Public Tumatanggap din ng labada kung Linggo" |
| *in a self-service
restaurant in Cebu |
"PLEASE HELP OUR
COMFORT ROOM CLEAN" |
| *in a Baguio grocery |
"FRESH FROZEN
CHICKEN SOLD HERE" |
| *on a house beside an
auto repair shop |
"No parking and
repair here" |
| *signs at PHILCOA |
"NO CROSSING
PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED" |
| *in Baguio City club |
"TEMPORARY
CLOSE" |
| *in Cubao |
"None ID Nothing
Entry" |
| *on a parking lot |
"Taxi and Outside
car not allowed" |
| *office clinic in Sta.
Cruz |
"Dr. Sakim A. Morge.
MD" |
| *along Luneta Boulevard |
"BAWAL TUMAE SA
BOULEVARD" |
| *on jeepney and bus signs |
"Before Pay, Tell
Where Get the ON Before Get the OFF" |
| *on a flower shop in
Rizal Avenue |
'WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH
FLOWERS" |
| *on a delivery truck |
"Not for Here" |
| *on a window of a
restaurant in Baguio |
"WANTED: BOY
WAITRESS" |
| *on a street in San Juan |
"BAWAL MAGTAPON NG
BINALOT NA TAE RITO" |
| *a graffiti inside a
cubicle of a ladies CR in a university |
"PLEASE DON'T SIT
LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN" |
| *at a men's comfort room,
above a urinal |
"HAWAK MO ANG
KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN" |
| *on a truck |
"Kung Nababasa mo
'to, Pag-utot ko, Maaamoy mo" |
| * at a construction site
in Mandaluyong |
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO,
ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG" |
| *somewhere along San
Andres |
" No Urinating, On
the Over Walls" |
| *vacant lot near Makati
Avenue |
"Don't Parking" |
| * in an eatery in Cebu |
"WE HAB SOPDRINK N
CAN AND IN BATOL" |
