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Dead Cat Test A Filipino kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive. "Dead", she was informed. "How do you know?", she asked. "Because I pissed in his ear and he didn't move.", said the child innocently. "You did WHAT!?", the teacher squealed in surprise. "You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over over to the cat's ear and went 'psst' and he didn't move". Gaylord Ugalde ©Copyright 2002-2003 ZambalesForum (ZF) discussion group members. All rights reserved. Disclaimers |
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