Heather
Heather is cute, no doubt, but very unreliable. You can depend on her about as much as you could a one handed barber. Oh shit i just made that up. Soo funny.
Rashi
This is Rashi and me. She too, is trouble. Drama drama drama. Damn she's got some hot friends though (Jodi).
Random Girl
I can't even go out to the Begal and have a nice time with my friends. This girl approached me (not that I minded) and told me I was hot. She then tried to impregnate me by rubbing up on me in every which direction (not that I minded).
