WHILE WITNESSING ON A NEWSGROUP, HERE ARE SOME OF THE VICIOUS, HATEFUL RESPONSES I GOT FROM THE LOST SOULS THERE.
Their Responses Are In Bold
You insult a good book, the Bible, if you read it without turning on
your brain and critical faculties.
It should be read and interpreted in the light of reason, something
god gave you. But you and all fundies insist on turning off for
literalism and inerrancy.
Please turn your brain on a bit before it goes into standby mode
Cheers,
Andrew
Here is my answer to Andrew:
And you insult the leading of the Holy Spirit!
I interpret the Bible as led by the indwelling in me of the Holy Spirit of God. The Bible says the wisdom of the world is foolishness to God. When you attempt to apply human reason and logic to the Bible, you will ALWAYS fail to understand the true message of God.
Inerrancy? Of course. There are absolutely NO ERRRORS in the Bible. Show me anything you think is an error and by the Spirit of God I will prove that you are wrong. Praise God!
By your comments, it is obvious to me that you are not a born again Christian, washed in the blood of Christ. You cannot perceive the things of the spirit for they are not naturally discerned by the unregenerate. What I believe is what Jesus and the Apostles taught! Go find a good Bible believing Pentecostal church, get saved and get the Holy Spirit. Avoid the Lake of Fire which is what you are now destined for.
Your attempted demeaning comments have found a place on my HATE MAIL PAGE. I caution you and all others that when you email me, your comments may end up there.
God hates the sin AND THE SINNER.
When I saw this title I thought it would be by born again Christians who are
on fire for Jesus and want to harvest lost souls.
The demon possessed "Alt Flame Jesus Christ" Newgroup inhabitants put up this Satanic, evil website to make fun of me.
http://www.geocities.com/calebhammer666
I now salute the Alt Flame Jesus Christ members by putting my finger down my throat!
They dressed me in leather and made me to look like a sexual masochist.
Well I say this to them:
I HAVE NEVER BEEN INTO LEATHER OR DRESSED LIKE THIS WHILE ACTING LIKE A NAZI OFFICER DOMINATING WILLING YOUNG WOMEN DRESSED IN GIRL SCOUT UNIFORMS WITH NO PANTIES AND WHO BEG FOR THE STING OF MY WHIP OR THE FLAT OF MY HAND ON THEIR BARE BUTTOCKS, WHILE I AM IN A STATE OF INTENSE AROUSAL, NOT THINKING, ACTING ONLY ON ANIMAL INSTINCTS, THE RESTLESNESS AND FRANTIC, UNCONTAINED DESIRES IN MY LOINS REACHING A
CHAOTIC FRENZY, SEEKING SWEET BLISSFUL RELEASE WHILE LOCKED IN THE LOVE
EMBRACE OF A VIRGIN GIRL SCOUT.
NEVER!!!
This comment was posted about me and my website on a message board:
I can't hardly wait till I can take this to my seminary....This
YoYo claims that bilingualism is an abomination/ sin because GOD
confused the Languages at Babel and therefore to speak more than
one language is a sin against GOD! Lithium ain't gonna touch
this YoYo's problems!
(It is from a guy who calls himself Bucksnort. He is on his way to the Lake of Fire and I don't mean the one in Yellowstone Park!)
This Email is from a Satin worshipper who is also bound for Hell. God hates his sin and God hates him too:
I wanna say a big thank you for this site! It's really cool! When society compares me and you I come off so much better...
We believe the same things, and you believe you are right - as do I. But on behalf of the First Chruch of Satan - Cheers!
Your pointless dogma, stupid rhetoric and general low intelligence all conspire to shine a more favourable light upon us and all non-blinkered fools.
Did you ever consider you might be wrong? Ever? Doubt it! I will pray for you tonight to MY god, in the hope that you will turn more and more christians from the light to the dark, the proper place for humanity. When you get to your afterlife, e-mail me yeah? I think Our Lord Satan will place you among his faithfull for your work on this planet.
And since you wished me dead on your site, I'll return the favour in the spirit it was meant - I hope you die, screaming and as every one of your shattered bones starts to heal after Satan drops a fridge on your head, I hope someone takes the time to pour TCP on your wounds. And then stamp on you. With spikey boots coated in acid. Have a nice day and I bet you don't reply - christain dog.
Joe Radge
You sure are one stupid fuck, aren't you? Do you believe ice cream is a
fatty fluid that comes out of glaciers?
Instead, I find it is a blasphemous group of people who have no respect for
their Creator and Savior
Who the fuck are they? Didn't know we needed those guys!
Jesus is coming again. Is it too late for you? God hates the sin AND THE SINNER. This means if you are not saved, He hates you and your future is in
the lake of fire.
Jesus can come all he damn well pleases, IMHO. Just as long as he washes up
afterwards and leaves the den respectable.
I don't want any part of Jesus
coming so it's not too late for me. If god hates me, he can go fuck himself
right up the ole bunghole. I'll kick his ass and make him a footstool if he
comes around here. You want a part of this?
You are now without excuse!!!!
Didn't know I needed one. What's yours?
I intend to stay here and post in the hope that even one of you will come to
know the saving power of Jesus Christ. Until then, each and everyone of you
is doomed to destruction.
Don't bother. Get the fuck outta here. We've heard it all before, fuckwit.
Had enough. You don't seem very bright so I already know you're not
bringing anything new to the table. Scram!
Praise God! Hallelujah!!!!
Go fuck yourself, callous.
How much does god pay you to speak for him? Way I figure it, if this
god-thingie really existed, and really wanted my attention, he'd ask for
it himself instead of sending pathetic little flunkies like you.
Why should I listen to you?
You are now without excuse!!!!
Excuse for what? Flaming your sorry ass to a crisp? You're in a *flame*
group, shit-for brains. We flame people here. In fact, we'll probably
flame you, you putrid heap of rotting dingo kidneys.
Everything that is, dies. Everything. Without exception. Your words will
make no difference, none at all.
If they make you feel better, and for some reason you can't even
explain, you want to make sure that everyone shares your good feelings,
whether they want to or not.
Fuck god, fuck jeeezus and fuck the holy spook. There, now you have no
reason to reply to me, because I just blasphemed the holy spirit, which
the bibble sez is the one unforgivable sin.
you in hell, you arrogant fuck-wit.
I am an atheist, and no, I don't want to hear about jeeezus
There is no god worth our worship. - Martin Schlottmann
When I saw this title I thought it would be by born again Christians who are
on fire for Jesus and want to harvest lost souls.
Buy a clue, moron. Check ANY group on Usenet that
has 'flame' in their title and see if they are in
favor of the subject matter...
Instead, I find it is a blasphemous group of people who have no respect for
their Creator and Savior
Close, but with one mistake: that schizophrenic, blood-
thirsty, sadistic bastard you worship is YOUR creator,
not mine. I'm an atheist, show me a god and I'll show
you a prankster.
Jesus is coming again. Is it too late for you?
This tripe again? How many thousands of years are you
bleaters going to keep saying that? Your continued
insistence does not make it true.
God hates the sin AND THE
SINNER. This means if you are not saved, He hates you and your future is in
the lake of fire.
Oooo, I'm SO SCARED!!! I can't believe people
are stupid enough to fall for that fetid evil you spew.
And they wonder why the world is so fucked up...
You are now without excuse!!!!
I'm not making any excuses, shit-for-brains, you are.
You just used your religion as an excuse to threaten
a group of people you don't even know. How VERY xian
of you.
I intend to stay here and post
You won't last a month, bright-eyes.
in the hope that even one of you will come to
know the saving power of Jesus Christ.
The line forms to the left. It ain't happened yet,
and ain't likely to either.
Until then, each and everyone of you
is doomed to destruction.
Wow, I can feel the love already.
Are you god's personal spokesman? How often do you
hear his voice?
Uncle Judas
I may be breaching some AFJC/ARC copyrights here, but have you considered
taking any holy orders?
Oh, and by-the-by, I loved the GW Bush section.
I have just browsed your site and I must say it is a fine one. Your words are
like sweet songs from our Lord's own mouth.
I too am a disciple of Christ and I'd like to join you on your noble adventure.
Turning non believers into believers and gently coaxing those who disagree and
mock the Lord into the TRUTH and the light. Those who dwell here despair for
they are filled with a vengeance that will only be quelled when the fires of
hell lick their smoking scrotums. Burning the tiny hairs that adorn there
shriveled testes. We must SAVE them, and if we cannot we must pray to our Lord
JESUS that they are brutally punished and suffer a slow and painful death.
Yes Caleb, I believe!
Yours in the Holy See
Pious Paul
http://www.jesusseesus.com
When I saw this title I thought it would be by born again Christians who
are
on fire for Jesus and want to harvest lost souls.
Wrong group, shit-for-brains.
http://www.fashionablytall.com/Hamer_roid.jpg
I intend to stay here and post in the hope that even one of you will come to
know the saving power of Jesus Christ. Until then, each and everyone of you
is doomed to destruction.
Are you sure your not scottish?
Were all doomed, doomed I tell you! Doomed to listen to another fundy
with his head up his but. How does their god convince them to do
that?
Jesus is coming again. Is it too late for you?
No 4:20 should be fine for me.
Not all Christians here agree with you...
Blow that holy smoke out your ass somewhere else! You make me ashamed to be
Christian! Tolerance and acceptance of others are Christian values too, or did
you miss that day of Bible School?
Your threats are meaningless here...
Du bist der Schwächste, du fliegst.... und Tschüß!!
(This may well be a quote from Adolph Hitler's book, "Mine Camp")
When I saw this title I thought it would be by born again Christians who are
on fire
Not a wholly unpleasant thought.
When I saw this title I thought it would be by born again Christians who are
on fire for Jesus and want to harvest lost souls.
That's interesting.
Instead, I find it is a blasphemous group of people who have no respect for
their Creator and Savior
Yes? I sense a problem coming up?
Jesus is coming again. Is it too late for you? God hates the sin AND THE
SINNER. This means if you are not saved, He hates you and your future is in
the lake of fire.
Oh.
You know - sometimes, I think I can feel his hate. It's like a sticky,
body temperature invisible fluid bubbling through my btain...
kinda nice, actually.
You are now without excuse!!!!
Hey! That felt good. Do it again.
Please.
I intend to stay here and post in the hope that even one of you will come to
know the saving power of Jesus Christ. Until then, each and everyone of you
is doomed to destruction.
Mmmmmmmmmmm... Jah. Jaaahhh... Oh yes. Please do. Stay. Don't you ever
dare stop doing that. Mmmmmyahhhh....
Praise God! Hallelujah!!!!
Maybe I will.
But only if we can do that one more time.
Anders
Just been to Caleb's webpage. It's a spoof right? my sides are sore from
laughing. Speaking 2 languages is a sin? S'pose being left handed is too. Or
men dressing to the right. What a fuckin' jerk if it's real. Which, I fear,
it is........ I am depressed :-(
Phylter
I intend to stay here and post
BWAHAHAHAHAH! I hope you mean it, god-boy!
...you need more buy-bull quotes! Remember, real fundies c&p them into
almost every other line.
Otherwise, I think you're getting the hang of it.
-motif
I have prayed very much about staying on here to try and lead lost souls
to
Jesus. I wanted to get off so you can't make fun of me and mock me.
Ahh, did we hurt your widdle feeweeings?
God has spoken to my heart. I realize you are just mocking me and trying
to
make an ass out of me and that you don't care about your eternal souls.
A: We don't have to make an ass out of you. You've already done a far
better job of it than we ever could.
B: You don't care about them, either. You're just trying to rack up
persecution points so you can jump to the head of the line to suck
jeeezus's cock.
One
person even blasphemed the Holy Spirit right on this list and now he will
Hi there!
go
to hell because he never can be forgiven. But I will stay for awhile.
Please do. You're funny.
Some
of you will be glad for that in the future if you get saved.
We'll all be glad of it. We were getting tired of flaming brandon's
shit-eating child-molesting no-talent ass. We *like* fresh meat.
The Word of God says - "Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast
your
pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn
and
tear you in pieces." (Matthew 7:6) So I will withold things from God's
Word from you.
Let's see. You're trying to turn us (them, anyway, since I spoke badly
of the sacred spook) to god's word, but you're not going to tell us/them
god's word? I'll bet used car dealers and tele-marketers *love* you.
Instead of thanking me that I am trying to lead you to Jesus, you have
said
terrible and vile things about me and made pictures of me that were
filthy
like putting my picture on the end of a penis and in a urinal. Well you
will answer to God for that.
Answer to a figment? OK.
Instead of praying that you will be saved, I may decide to pray that God
destroys you God answers prayer so think about what you are doing.
A: I can just *feel* the christian love oozing from your soul like pus
from an infected genital sore.
God does not answer prayer. That's one of the reasons I'm an
atheist-he fails the test set forth in the bible.
If any of you got bibles, you better try reading them and obeying God.
Which bible? The Mac Bible, the Satanic Bible, The Outlaw's Bible, the
Boomer Bible, hell, I've even got a KJV bible out at the farm.
It
wont hurt you to except Jesus so why don't you just try it.
Trust me, we've *all* excepted jeeezus.
You're just a troll, aren't you. You never answer anyone's posts, then
pretend to wonder why we say bad things about you. What a pathetic poser.
yes, I am an atheist, and no, I don't want to hear about jeeezus
e-mail about my newsgroup posts may be posted to that newsgroup
There is no god worth our worship. - Martin Schlottmann
Mocking Jeezus freaks like you is what we do here, dickhead. Didn't you
bother noting the name of the group, asswipe?
...you are just mocking me and trying
to
make an ass out of me...
We didn''t need to do that..you've already made an ass out of
yourself by posting here in the first place.
Fuck your great spook in the sky. It's nothing more than a figment of your
imagination.
GE 6:11-17, 7:11-24 God is unhappy with the wickedness of man and
decides to do something about it. He kills every living thing on the
face of the earth other than Noah's family and thereby makes himself
the greatest mass murderer in history. ..................yeah, what a guy!
We won't have to answer to anybody since your fucking Gawd doesn't exist.
As for that picture of you as a dick,...the sign says it
all......"Just another Dickhead for Jeezus".
Typical Xtian fundie. Thinks that fear tactics will make believers out of
all of us. Try again asshole...it doesn't work with this group.
No thanks, I don't care for fiction. I prefer bike magazines for reading
material, anyday.
All of us here have excepted Jeezus..................me thinks you need to
be reading a dictionary instead of a fucking buybull! Now go away, you
dumbass troll.
I wanted to get off so you can't make fun of me and mock me.
You wanted to get-- I'm not touching that one! O.O Too easy
God has spoken to my heart.
And in turn you're speaking from your ass.
One
person even blasphemed the Holy Spirit right on this list and now he will go
to hell because he never can be forgiven.
Not according to Jack Chick....I'm sure you're familiar with him. All fundies
are.
And what extra-Biblical proof do you have that the Bible is the Word? A book
cannot be its own proof!
Instead of thanking me that I am trying to lead you to Jesus, you have said
terrible and vile things about me and made pictures of me that were filthy
like putting my picture on the end of a penis and in a urinal. Well you
will answer to God for that.
And He'll laugh His holy ass off at those pictures!
Instead of praying that you will be saved, I may decide to pray that God
destroys you God answers prayer so think about what you are doing.
Why should He answer you? You sure haven't done Him any favors! Fundies like
you turn more people away from Christianity than you convert! Amazes me how you
can't see that!
If any of you got bibles, you better try reading them and obeying God. It
wont hurt you to except Jesus so why don't you just try it.
It won't hurt you to know the difference between "except" and "accept", which
are exact opposites of each other. More people are mocking you for that than
for any other part of your posts!
You're just begging for gawd (in the person of US) to do some
more speaking to your heart, twit.
Instead of thanking us that we are showing you how deficient
you are in your education, you threaten us with a sky monster who
will be pissed that we picked on his nitwit shill.
You exhibit delusions of omnipotence. Think gawd's gonna send
bears to eat us because we make fun of a simpleton who presumes to
preach in our house, uninvited? No beast that powerful would give a
puke about your advice on how to dispose of "sinners".
You should go get your GED instead of pissing your life away on
the hope of buying salvation by annoying everyone who finished high
school.
Rinaldo of Capadoccia
What one firmly believes today may no longer be tenable tomorrow.
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the
same sense and to the same extent that we respect his theory
that his wife is beautiful and his children smart"
-- HL Mencken
I have prayed very much about staying on here to try and lead lost souls to
Jesus. I wanted to get off so you can't make fun of me and mock me.
Don't go. We need a laugh as much as anybody.
God has spoken to my heart. I realize you are just mocking me and trying to
make an ass out of me and that you don't care about your eternal souls.
No such thing. So why should we care about them in regards to your
moronic mythology?
One
person even blasphemed the Holy Spirit right on this list and now he will go
to hell because he never can be forgiven.
Fuck Jesus up the arsehole, ram Jesus bodily up god's arsehole, ram them
all up Brandon's arsehole...
But I will stay for awhile. Some
of you will be glad for that in the future if you get saved.
Don't hold your breath.
Instead of thanking me that I am trying to lead you to Jesus, you have said
terrible and vile things about me and made pictures of me that were filthy
like putting my picture on the end of a penis and in a urinal. Well you
will answer to God for that.
Ooh, here come the revenge fantasies. Try to learn what 'flame group'
means before getting all pouty about getting flamed on one.
Instead of praying that you will be saved, I may decide to pray that God
destroys you God answers prayer so think about what you are doing.
How does a non-existent fictional character manage to answer the whiny
little pleas to destroy your personal enemies?
If any of you got bibles, you better try reading them and obeying God. It
wont hurt you to except Jesus so why don't you just try it.
I already except Jesus, from every part of my life. I will never accept
him. And yes, I do own a bible - how else would I be able to spot the
glaring inconsistencies in it?
Tell me, is it impure to think of Jesus while masturbating with your
left hand? Or can you get away with that?
Ahriman
Caleb. Let me explain: You are, at the moment, methaphorically, doing
a spiritual equivalent to shitting your pants, using said pants as
headwear, and dancing down the motorway, trying to catch cars in order
to fuck their exhaust pipes while invoking the name of mr. Kristus,
Jah and the Holy Ghoul.
What I am trying to express is that, in my
attemtpting-to-be-humble-and-failing opinion, you are making an utter
fool of yourself, your family and your descendants in a large number
of coming generations.
God has spoken to my heart. I realize you are just mocking me and trying to
make an ass out of me and that you don't care about your eternal souls. One
person even blasphemed the Holy Spirit right on this list and now he will go
to hell because he never can be forgiven. But I will stay for awhile. Some
of you will be glad for that in the future if you get saved.
Oh come on. This can't be for real. Do some answering - follow up your
posts. Then maybe, depending on the contents, I will, possibly, start
edging towards believeing that you are a true, actual believer in God.
Then you can try to start saving me. Won't that be fun?
How to best express my feelings? How to share with you the emotions
tearing my excitable little heart in multiple directions upon reading
the Words of The Word of God?
To put it like this: I feel a nearly irresistable need to chew on the
screen of my laptop until it all goes away.
Instead of thanking me that I am trying to lead you to Jesus, you have said
terrible and vile things about me and made pictures of me that were filthy
like putting my picture on the end of a penis and in a urinal. Well you
will answer to God for that.
I asked my god about it. He said "Good man, that man who did that. Do
you think he could do that for... uh... a friend of mine too?"
My god is bigger than your god. My god can kick your god's ass any
time.
Instead of praying that you will be saved, I may decide to pray that God
destroys you God answers prayer so think about what you are doing.
I asked my god about this too, specifically if he could destroy people
on request like Jah can.
He said "Well, I could get some of my buddies to nip over and stuff
life zize ancient roman execution implements into his various
orifices. Know, though, that this filthy little masochist-in-denial
would enjoy the treatment immensely. On the other hand, Jah would be
forced to let him directly into heaven for being a martyr, thus
forcing all the other fundies in there to spend eternity with him."
I still haven't figured out this little moral dilemma. What do you
think?
If any of you got bibles, you better try reading them and obeying God. It
wont hurt you to except Jesus so why don't you just try it.
I don't believe the "It won't hurt" bit. Look what it's done to you.
I refuse to belive people are born that way.
Anders
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