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am_i_sane.wav
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Kramer: "Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?"
anauthorized_hi.wav
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Elaine: "When in fact, it was an unauthorized Hi."
arbys.wav
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Puddy: "Feels like an Arby's night"
assman.wav
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Kramer: "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!"
banana.wav
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Jerry: "Kramer, you threw a banana peel at a monkey?!?"
Kramer: "Well he started it!"
beef-o-reeno.wav
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Kramer sings to the horse: "I'm so keeno on beef-o-reeno! what a delicious cuisine-o! I'ts for king and queeno!..."
black_white.wav
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Jerry "See the key to eating the black and white cookie, Elaine, is you wanna get some black some white each bite, nothing mixes better than vanilla with chocolate. Yet still racial harmony illudes us, if people would only look to cookie, all our problems would be solved"
Elaine: "Wow, your view on race relations are just fascinating. You really should do a piece for Times."
Jerry: "Hmm, look to cookie Elaine, look to cookie."
board_neutral.wav
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Kramer: "We have to put the board in a neutral place where no one will tamper with it."
Jerry: "So that's here?"
Kramer: "Yes, yes, you're like Switzerland"
Jerry: "I don't wanna be Switzerland!"
braincel.wav
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Kramer: "It was destroying my braincells!"
braless_wonder.wav
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Elaine: "Oh great, the braless wonder. Who does she think she's kidding? I mean look at her she's totaly out of control."
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