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baby.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: C'mon baby! Work with me people, alright! Show me love! (camera clicks) Great Baby! Yeah!
angry.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!
burtbach.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Ladies and gentlemen...Mr. Burt Bacharach.
captlism.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Basil Expedition: The cold war is over!
Austin Powers: Well! Finally those capitalistic pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
Basil Expedition: Austin....we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, groovy, smashing! Yea capitalism!
1million.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Dr. Evil: Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!!
No.2: Ahem...well, don't you think we should maybe ask for more than a million dollars? I mean, a million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over nine billion dollars a year!
Dr. Evil: Really?
No.2: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Evil: That's a number. Okay then. We hold the world ransom for.....One hundred..BILLION DOLLARS!!
animals.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Scott: I like animals...maybe I'd be a vet!
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott: No! Maybe, like, work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott: You always do that!!!
bigboy.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Radar Man: Well, it appears to be in the shape of a Big Boy!
Commander Gilmour: Good God! He's back!
Radar Man: Well, in many ways, the Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices.
Commander Gilmour: Shutup!
beavbutt.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Beavis: Check it out, Butthead. This chick has three boobs! Heh-heh-m-heh! Yeah!
Butthead: Huh-huh...How many butts does she have?
alotta.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind!
charms.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Irish Guy: They're always after me lucky charms! (Everyone snickers at him) What? Why does everyone laugh when I say that? They ARE after me lucky charms!! What??
Frau Farbissina: It's a television commercial! With this cartoon leprechaun! And all of these children are trying to chase him...Hey leprechaun! Leprechaun! We want to get your lucky charms! Haha! Oh, and there's all these little tiny bits of marshmallow just stuck right in the cereal so that when the kids eat then, they think, "Oh this is candy! I'm having fun!"
behave.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Oh, behave! Yeah, yeah baby, yeah!
behave2.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Oh Behave!
deadlist.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Dr. Evil: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to my underground lair! I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins!
bitehard
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: I won't bite....hard.
death.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Dr. Evil: I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
dipping.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Dr. Evil: Alright, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
meowmix.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Dr. Evil: I want chicken! I want liver! Meow-mix, Meow-mix, please deliver!
scrotum.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Dr. Evil: There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum...It's breathtaking...I suggest you try it!
needinfo.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!
failure.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Dr. Evil: Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.
royal.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Dr. Evil: As you know, the Royal family of Britain are the wealthiest land owners in the world. Either the Royal family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it seem that Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marrigae, and therefore.....would have to divorce!
No. 2: Prince Charles did have an affair, he admitted it, and they are now divorced.
Dr. Evil: Right, people. You have to tell me these things, alright?! I've been frozen for thirty years, OKAAAY??
getarise.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all! For shits and giggles!
nerdalrt.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: NERD ALERT!
getnhere.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: How did this get in here? Somebody's pulling a prank on me! Honestly, it's not mine!
jet.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: When you see this jet-a-rockin', don't come-a-knockin' baby! Yeah!
cold.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Is it cold in here?
contrare.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Au contrare, baby! I think you can't resist me!
yourturn.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me!
Austin Powers: I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn! Hahaha!
danger.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Austin Powers...danger's my middle name.
fembots.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Fembots: Hello, Mr. Powers....Care to have a little fun?
sworld.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: No actually...I, ah, I have to save the world.
great.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Great baby, Yeah!
washup.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to washup first? You know, top and tails...whores bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father!
groovy.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Oh, groovy, baby!
hello.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Hello, hello!
love.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Show me love!
sailors.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant...did you use a condom?
Austin Powers: No-ho-ho-ho!! Only sailors use condoms, baby!
Vanessa Kensington: Not in the nineties, Austin!
Austin Powers: Well, they should, those filthy beggars! They go from port to port!
pussycat.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy.....cat!!
mybag.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
uranus.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Vanessa Kensington: Hey, isn't that the big dipper?
Austin Powers: Yeah, and that looks just like Uranus!
pound.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time, experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
mystery.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Isn't that what being an international man of mystery's all about?
ozone.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Dr. Evil: Back in the 60's, I developed a weather changing machine which was in essence a sophisticated heat beam which we called a 'laser.' Using these 'lasers' we'd punch a hole in the protective layer around the world which we called the 'ozone' layer. Slowly but surely ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk for skin cancer, that is...unless the world pays us a hefty ransom?
No. 2: Ahem....that also already has happened.
Dr. Evil: Shit!
letsshag.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Vanessa, listen, why don't we go into the back and shag?
Vanessa Kensington: What?
Austin Powers: I've been frozen for thirty years! I gotta see if my bits and pieces are still working!
nosex.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Vanessa Kensington: I would never have sex with you. Ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation...I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?
nutshell.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Vanessa Kensington: Always looking to have fun, Austin, that's you in a nutshell!
Austin Powers: No, this is me in a nutshell! Help! I'm in a nutshell!
mrevil.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
UN Representative: Now...MR. Evil...
Dr. Evil: DR. EVIL! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called 'Mister' thank you very much.
oring.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Tom Arnold: Hey Partner! C'mon, you gotta relax! Don't force it! You're gonna blow out your o-ring! Drop a lung!
randy.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Let me ask you a question, and be honest....Do I make you horny?! Randy?!
venesa.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Basil Expedition: Vanessa is one of our top agents.
Austin Powers: My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body...and I bet she shags like a minx! How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.
richie.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce...myself. My name is Richie Cunningham!
shaglic1.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: I think you're shagadelic, baby! You're switched on, you're smashing!
sharks.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request...and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Ah, can you please remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here...what do we have?
yeahbaby.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: Yeah Baby! Yeah!
freaks.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Austin Powers: It's my happening baby, and it freaks me out! Yeah man!!
swedish.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
Austin Powers: That's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger...signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm tellin you baby, that's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Quartermaster Clerk: One book...."Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby!", by Austin Powers.
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