Please note that the WAVs listed below are not the actual WAVs. But instead are links to pages that have these WAVs.
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18yrs.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch...
Finch: Single Malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years....the way I like it.
adump.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Kevin: It's Senior year....I mean, don't you think it's time you learned how to take a dump at school?
Finch: When was the last time you looked at the facilites at this school?
announcement.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jim: I have an announcement that I would like to make! There is a gorgeous woman....masturbating on my bed!
Finch: Thank you, Nadia!
Kevin: You know, if you ever had a chance with Nadia....this is it!
astand.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Kevin: We must make a stand...here and now! No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be! This is our day! This is our time! And by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy!
Jim: Amen!
Finch: I..I like that!
Kevin: Yes! We will make a stand! We will succeed!
Oz: ABOUT TIME!!
Kevin: WE WILL GET LAID! WOOHOO! WOOHOO!!
ateitall.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jim's Dad: Well....we'll just tell your mother that we ate it all.
bigdump.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Finch's big dump at school.
breasts.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jim's Dad: (Showing his son a dirty magazine) Well, this is the...this is the, ah, female form....and, uh, they have, uh, focused on the breasts....uh, which are used primarily for, to feed...young infants....and, um...and also in foreplay.
Jim: Right.
clickmouse.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jessica: You're telling me you've never even had one manually?
Vicky: I've never tried it.
Jessica: You've never double clicked your "mouse"?
cminact.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Oz: Hey guys! Came to see me in action?
Jim: Yeah. I think you sounded pretty good!
Stifler: Yeah man! I think you need to have your balls re-attached!
cookies.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jessica: What do you expect him to drive to Cornell for.....milk and cookies?
coolest.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Stifler's little brother: This is the coolest thing I have ever seen!
Stifler: Yeah!
defcon2.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Sherman: Indeed! Some FINE ladies here, boys! Mm-hmm! Confidence is high! Repeat, confidence is high! Sherman is moving to DEFCON 2. Full strategic arsenal....ready for deployment!
dorms.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jim: You know we're all going to go to college as virgins...you realize this, right? I mean they probably have special dorms for people like us.
dragonstyle.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Kevin: Separately, we are flawed and vulnerable, but together, we are the masters of our sexual destiny!
Jim: Their Tigerstyle Kung Fu is strong...but our Dragonstyle will defeat it!
Kevin: Guys!
Oz: The Shaolin masters from East and West must unite! Fight! And find out who is number one!
Kevin: Guys! C'mon! You're ruining my moment here!
duped.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jessica: I mean, if you wanna get her in the sack, just tell her you love her...that's how I was duped.
finewine.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Finch: Women......Like a fine wine, only get better with age.
godbless.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Kevin: Oh my God! Oh, this is too much!
Finch: Oh you see....there! there that goes....oh geez....God bless the internet!
Jim: Aye-yie-yie!
Finch: Take it off!
Kevin: Oh my God!
All the guys: Ohhh!
Jim: Oh, thank you God for this wonderful, wonderful day!
Finch: Man, she takes her vitamins!
heblewit.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Finch: Oh no!
Everyone watching on their computers: Ohhhh! Ahhhno!
Some guy watching: Houston, we have a problem!!
Stifler's brother: What happened? What'd he do?!
Stifler: He blew it!
herface.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jim's Dad: Look at the expression on her face....You see that? See what she's doing? She kind of looking right into your eyes saying, "Hey big boy! Heeey....How ya doin'?" You see?
Jim: Right.
howmany.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Party Girl: I can't believe how many cool people are at this party!
Stifler: Yep!
Party Girl: And you have a keg too! Wow!
Stifler: Indeed!
iwasused.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jim: Oh my God, she used me! I was used! I've been used! Cool!
joinclub.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Sherman: Fellas, say goodbye to Chuck Sherman the boy....I am now a man! I highly recommend you join the club. We were doin' the wild thing....all night! I'm exhausted!
Kevin: I don't get it! I mean, how the hell did you do that?
Sherman: It was just my time...it was just my time. Best of luck to you boys!
likepie.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jim: What exactly does third base feel like?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Oz: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Oz: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?
lotwork.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Oz: All that you gotta do is ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
Stifler: I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work!
milf.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Party Guy #1: Dude! That chick's a MILF!
Party Guy #2: What the hell is that?
Party Guy #1: M-I-L-F! Mom I'd like to fuck!
milfx4.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Party Guy #1 & #2: MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!!
myflute.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Michelle: Oh! And this one time....and band camp...I stuck a flute in my pussy!
Jim: (Taking a drink then realizes what she just said and spits it all out) Excuse me??
Michelle: What? You think I don't know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is! Sex-ed! So are we gonna screw soon, cuz' I'm getting kind of ansy!
myname.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jim: Okay, let's go!
Michelle: What's my name! SAY MY NAME BITCH!!
Jim: Uh...MICHELLE! MICHELLE!! Oh God!
normal.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jim's Dad: Now I just want you to know, that it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing. And I have to admit, I, uh...did the fair bit of...masturbating when I was a little younger. Yeah. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, uh, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
paleale.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Party Guy: Hahaha! Nice! (Stifler's puking in the toilet)
Jim: Oh Jesus! Stifler! What'd you drink man?
Kevin: Hey Stifler! How's the pale ale?
Stifler: Fuck you, man!
seduceme.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Finch: So, uh, would you object if I said that you are quite striking?
Mrs. Stifler: Mr. Finch....are you trying to seduce me?
Finch: Yes Ma'am, I am. ("Mrs. Robinson" starts playing)
Mrs. Stifler: Ooooh...You're dead! (Grabs him and leads him to the pool table)
sherminator.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Sherman: Fellas, I think it's time she experienced....The Sherminator!
Kevin: Yeah, okay Sherman...whatever..
Sherman: I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future...for one lucky lady.
Jim: Go get 'em, Tiger!
Sherman: I'll be back!
shocker.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Vicky: Kevin likes it!!
Jessica: He likes getting head...Gee, what a total shocker!!
shuttle.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Vicky: I want the right time, the right moment....the right place...
Jessica: Vicky! It's not a space shuttle launch! It's sex!
spankme.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Stifler and other lacrosse players: Spank me! Spank me! Hit that hi "C"! Ahooooooooo!!
tookchair.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Finch: He did NOT just take out that chair!
Kevin: Yep.....he took out the chair.
thebible.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Kevin's Older Brother: My man, you've just inherited the bible! It originally started as a sex manual...this book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam, and each year it got passed on to one needy student who is worthy. Now it's full of all sorts of stuff that guys have added over the years...But you have to keep it a secret...and return it at the end of the year. So now you know.....Good luck.
undrwatr.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jim's Dad: Well, you see the detail, that, uh, that they go into in this picture here...?
Jim: Mm-hmm...yeah....
Jim's Dad: It almost looks like a....a tropical plant or something...underwater.
Jim: Yeah.
want2talk.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Jim's Dad: Jim....I want to talk about masturbation.
b4ido.wav
Available At: The Movie Sounds Page
Kevin: If Sherman has sex before I do.....I'm gonna be really pissed!
Jim: Sherman? The Sherminator?
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