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Very Bad Things
Year: 1998
Running Time: 101 min
Rated: R
Genre: Comedy
Starring: Jon Favreau as Kyle Fisher, Leland Orser as Charles Moore, Cameron Diaz as Laura Garrety, Christian Slater as Robert Boyd

Very bad things will happen to anyone who watches this movie. High on that list is the very real possibility that you'll keel over and die after seeing how awful this movie is. It's just terrible, there's not one redeeming quality to this movie (and that's saying a lot from a guy who liked Waterworld).

This movie is supposed to be a comedy, but it's not funny. It's just sick and messed up. Where's the humor? The constant decapitations? Christian Slater, the psycho? Maybe it's hearing a little kid say f***. Actually the makers of this movie used every excuse they could find to drop as many F-Bombs into this movie as they could. When 50% of the movie dialogue is F this and F that, you've got problems. But you've got real problems when the other 50% is just incoherent babbling. All Christian Slater seems to do in this movie is drone on and on about how they're doing good things by killing all their friends. But at least you can make out what he's saying, all the other actors felt it necessary to yell at each other through the whole movie.

I can't say enough bad things about this movie. So please whatever you do, just don't watch this movie.

1 / 10

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