A Day at the Ballpark
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball
game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going
well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" And the
inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts!"
And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" And they all
broke into applause and cheers.
Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot-dog,
leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in
progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened. The assistant
replied, "Well... everything was fine until some guy walked by and
yelled, 'PEANUTS!'"