The Drowning Man
A man fell overboard from his little boat, and was thrashing around in the water when another boat pulled up.
"Jump in, we'll save you" they screamed.
"No" - cried the drowning man, "God will save me".
The scene was repeated twice and then a helicopter hovered over the man.
"We came to rescue you" - yelled the pilot.
"No, God will save me" - was the response again.
The man drowned, and as he crossed the Pearly Gates, he ran straight to Jesus.
"I placed my faith in You, and You let me drown?!" - he complained.
"Give me a break" - said Jesus - "I sent three boats and a helicopter."