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Grown-Up Words
The Kindergarteners were now in the First Grade, so their teacher wanted them to be more grown up, and told them to use grow-up words. Then she asked them what they did during the Summer. The first kid said he went to see his Nana. "Oh, no," the teacher remarked, "Use the grown-up word. You went to see your grandmother." Then, a little girl added that she went on a choo-choo trip. Shaking her head, the teacher said, "Use the grown-up word. You went on a train!" The third one the teacher asked was little Billy. He stood and proudly answered that he had read a book! The teacher asked Billy what book he had read, so he puffed out his chest, and in a very adult way replied, "Winnie The Shit!"
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