The Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a short man playing the piano at the end of the bar. He asks the bartender, "Where did you get the piano player?" The bartender replied, "My Genie gave him to me." The man asks if he can try. The bartender says ok, but that you have to speak very clearly because the genie has bad hearing. The man says ok and wishes for 1 million bucks. The man returns to the bar the next day and says to the bartender "that genie doesn't work, I asked for a million bucks and I got a million ducks. The bartender replied "I told you he has bad hearing." I know, because I didn't ask for a 12-inch pianist.