Gay Bar
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but thinks "What the heck, I really want a drink".

A gay waiter swishes up to him and says "What's the name of your penis?"

The customer is shocked and says "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink".

The gay waiter says "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

So the customer says "all right, what's the name of YOUR penis?". The gay waiter says "NIKE ... you know, JUST DO IT".

The customer thinks for a moment and says "The name of my penis is "Secret". "SECRET?" says the waiter, confused.

The customer says "Yeah ... STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!".