Everything's Big In Texas
There once was a blind fellow who decided to visit Texas. When
he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these
seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is
big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug
placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs
are huge!" The bartender replied, "Yup! Everything is big
down here in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender
where the restroom was located. The bartender replied,
"Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the
bathroom, but accidentally missed the second door. Instead,
he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool
and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man surfaced and started shouting,
"Don't flush, don't flush!"