Lesbians
A Wyoming cowboy gets off a plane in L.A., walks into a nearby bar and sits down beside a stunning looking redhead. He tries to pick her up but she says, "Don`t waste your time...I`m a lesbian."

"What part of Lesbia are you from?" he asks. "You don`t understand...see that gorgeous blonde on the other side of the bar? Well, I`d love to take her up to my room, strip her naked and make mad passionate love to her!"

"Wow! says the cowboy, "I`d like to do the same thing...I must be a lesbian too!"