Scene opens to the action figure / toy, isle of a local Dallas Wal-Mart. Looking straight down the isle you can see rows of toys packing the shelves. Everything from the McFarlane Movie Maniacs series to Pokemon to Harry Potter to Shrek. The camera focuses on a particular section of the isle labeled "Wrestling". Within the "Wrestling" section there are figures of all the current WWF superstars, as well as all the current CWF superstars. Picking your way through the CWF area you can see modeld likenesses of Diablo, The Decots, Talisen, Marcus Fury, Tempest, as well as others. There is even a President Azazel figure, complete with a microphone and a teal buisness suit. As the camera pans through the wrestling toys a hand creeps into the picture. It pulls one of the few remaining Bald Barber figures off the shelf. The camera zooms out far enough to show who the hand belongs to..... "Natural Wonder" Shane Jackson. He's wearing his Adidas running shoes, a pairs of calf length, blue, skaters shorts and a yellow Hawaiian shirt with hula dancers all over it. His dark hair is spiked up and he's got a pair of Oakley sunglasses resting on his forehead.

Shane: It might be a good idea to pick this up while they're still around. In a couple of years it'll be worth quite a bit.

Shane looks at the figure through it's plastic casing. He flips the pacage over to read a breif bio on Barber. He turns it foreward again and looks back in at the little Bald Barber. A thoughtful look crosses Shane's face.

Shane: Hmmm

Shane turns the toy sideways and starts checking the full width of the figure's packaging. Shane begins nodding his head as if he's agreeing with an idea that had just come to mind.

Shane: This would be a PERFECT prop for the short leg of my coffee table. Wow, what were the odds?

Jackson seems reasonably satisfied with his find.

Shane: I wonder if they have a Miller? It might make a good bookend. God knows the Sephiroth figure could certainley use a little help.

He searches through all the racks containing CWF figures. After about 10 minutes he gives up the search without finding a Miller. He takes the Barber figure and heads toward one of the cashiers at the front of the store. As he nears one of the cash registers a man in a blue Wal-Mart smocks passes Jackson.

Shane: Um! Excuse me. I was just in the wrestling area of the toy department. I was looking for a John Miller toy but I couldn't find one. Can you tell me when you'll be getting some more?

A puzzeled look crosses the man's face.

Worker: We haven't had the Miller doll for several months. No store has. They were discontinued because people kept poking them selves in the eye with that stick of his. Several children even died because they choked on his head. For whatever reason it seemed to pop off quite easily. There was a huge inquiry into the whole thing by a government tribunal. It was all over the news for weeks.

Shane: Oh, hehe, alright.

A small laugh escapes escapes from Shane. He thanks the worker and continues on his way to the cash register. He pays for the Barber toy and leaves the store. He walks from the store and out onto the sunlit sidewalk.

Shane: It's good to be back in action. It's been nearly 3 months since my last television appearance and in that short time things have changed drastically. The ICWA is dead, all that remains from it is the title, which, rightfully, Joe O'Brien is the holder of. Along with the demise of ICWA it seems that several members of the CWF have gone their seperate ways. To top it all off Azazel is the president of the company.

Shane shakes his head.

Shane: Sad really. Just think, if I had been around the last few months things might have turned out better.

Several cars pass in front of Shane. He waits until they clear before he crosses from the sidewalk to the large parking lot.

Shane: I know what everyone's expecting from me. They want to see me haul off and start bashing someone they way I used to. Hehe. Don't worry....that's coming soon enough. Why waste good material on a "mystery" opponent. It just wouldn't make sense.

Shane moves to the left of the row of cars as a large Ford F-150 pickup barrels past him.

Shane: Ahh, the good old "mystery opponent". I remember back when Joe tried to pull this scam on me. Just ask him how well it worked. Long story short, the Cleveland Express ran through each and every one of them like they were paper targets. I doubt this is going to be much different.

Approaching a shiny, new, Mazda Miata, Shane takes a keychain from his pocket and presses a button on it. The car beeps for asecond to signal that the alarm is off. He presses another button and the trunk pops open.

Shane: I'm sure all the CWF old timers out there remember the stir I caused the last time I the CWF allowed me into their ranks. I know the Talisen, and Azazel won't forget. I'm sure the same applies to Miller and Jeckel. But for all you new guys out there, Scorpion, Marcus Fury, Tempest, and some of the others I've overlooked. The "Natural Wonder" play the game a little differently than what you're used to. So just sit back and enjoy the ride because it only gets better from here.

Shane tosses the bag with Bald Barber into the trunk and slams it shut. He then climbs into the driver's seat and starts the car. Just as he's ready to pull out of the parking spot he rolls the window down.

Shane: As one of my favorite movie characters said: (click here)

Shane speeds out of the parking space, through the lot and out into the street. In the process he misses hitting a massive Cadillac by inches, and scares an old lady so badly that she trips over her walker and falls into a puddle. The scene slowly fades to black as the Miata disappears over the horizon.