Scene begins with a Dukes of Hazzard rerun that is just going to commercial. A screen of the General Lee jumping over a fire truck is paused. A voice over commentator comes on.

V/O: Will the Duke boys get out of this one alive? Will they get the General Lee back from Boss Hog? What about Daisy? Will she ever kick her moonshine habit? Stay tuned. After this commercial break we'll find out.

Just before the still picture jumps to commercial a little TNN logo appears in the lower right corner of the screen. It's the TNN channel.

The first commercial is for Tide. It shows a white shirt covered in blood stains. A man holds it up, he too is covered in blood.

Man: Damn. Who knew murdering your wife and her boyfriend would cause such a mess. How will I ever get these bloodstains out?

The voice over man comes on.

V/O: Have you tried Tide. It's whitening power is guaranteed to remove any kind of stain, including blood, or your money back.

Man: Really! But won't the police still be able to get DNA from the inner fibers?

V/O: No. If you soak your shirt in ammonia it will provide inconclusive results with DNA blood testing. Just soak for 10 minutes, then toss in the washing machine with Tide and all your problems are solved.

Man: Thanks voice over man. Now all I have to worry about is where to hide the bodies.

The commercial ends with this caption.

Tide removes bloodstains with the ease and precision of an FBI cover-up, so all you have to worry about is what to tell the police.

As soon as the Tide commercial ends another one comes on. This time for Crazy Al's Adoption Agency. The commercial starts with a man, mid 50's. Grey bear, and thinning hair. He's dressed in a black suit. In his arms is a baby wrapped in white cloth.

Al: Hello. I'm Crazy Al. All my life I've felt sorry for those less fortunate than me. Especially children. More specifically the ones with no parents. That's why I've opened this Adoption Agency.

Al moves off to the side of the screen and behind him is shown several long rows of cribs, each with a baby in it. The setting appears to be a huge warehouse. Throught the rows of baby cribs are people. Some are alone, others are couples, and there even seem to be one or two full families. All these people are browsing through the rows of cribs.

Al: At Crazy Al's Adoption Agency you can browse through our huge selection of babies until you find the one that's perfect for you. We have the largest selection and lowest prices in the whole country. You don't believe me? If you can find another Agency that's prices are lower than ours, then I guarantee, I will beat it by at least $10.

A couple comes on screen with Al. It's a man and woman, both are fairly young, probably mid 20's. They are holding a baby.

Man: Thank you Al. We have found the perfect baby to compliment our lifestyles.

Woman: With this baby I can finally be included in those exclusive mother/baby country clubs that I have always dreamed of being part of. Thank you so much Crazy Al.

Crazy Al just smiles and nods to them. The couple and their baby just move off screen.

Al: Remember, at Crazy Al's every purchase of a baby includes a, FREE, 1 week supply of diapers and a pacifier. When you think of adoption think Crazy Al's.

The commercial ends with Al holding up the baby in his arms. He holds it's arm and makes it wave to the camera.

The next commercial starts with a black screen with these words.

The following advertisement paid for by the ICWA World Champion "Natural Wonder" Shane Jackson.

Shane Jackson's image fades in as the text fades out. It appears as if he is standing in the master controll room of a large television network, possibly TNN. Behind him are many technicians and master control operators, all of who appear to be very busy. They pay no attention to Shane.

Shane is dressed in a hawaiian shirt that has little Australian flags all over it. It's open at the front to show that his injuries, although they are healing, have been replaced by numerous other ones that he suffered during the ladder match he was involved in on Thursday Blast. Over one shoulder is the ICWA World Title. His hair, as usual, is gelled up. His Oakley sungalsses are resting in the hair.

Shane: I'm here in the Australian branch of TNN to bring you all the viewers a very special announcement. TNN has just worked out a deal with the WTN, or Women's Television Network, to host momentous television show. Although the name and format of the show has yet to be worked out the host of the WTN show has already been confirmed. Before I reveal who the host is I would just like to inform everyone that this person, from what I was told, jumped at the chance to host a show on the Women's Television Network. HE was aparently delighted to be given the chance to show just how feminin he really is.

A devilish smile crosses Shane's face. It bring quick memories of the mock Klaus Promo, Taco Jeckel, both the Azazel CWF magazine and the Tickle-Me-Azazel doll and the hunt for Amusa's parents.

Shane: Sam, can I get a cheap drum roll sound please.

A man behind Shane presses a button on the master controll. A badly done drum roll starts.

Shane: The host of the new WTN show is none other than......John Miller.

As Shane says this a picture appears on the screen.

It holds for a few seconds to let the full effect sink in.

Shane: This show, hosted by "Mrs. WTN" John Miller will air three times a week on WTN, with a confirmed 2002 Oscar night special set to air on 12 different networks, including TNN.

A man gets up from the master control pannel. He walks up next to Shane.

Man: Tell the viewers about some of the confirmed guests.

Shane: If you insist.

Man: Oh I do.

Shane: Some celebrities that have mentioned they want to appear on this show when it get's up and running are:

Shane holds up a small list and starts rhyming off names.

Shane: Barbra Streisand, Whitney Houston, Camryn Manhiem, The cast of the Vagina Monologues, the Backstreet Boy that looks gay, and the one that is suspected to be gay.

Man: Is that ALL, Shane.

Shane: Nope. There are also rumors of doctor Sue Johannson, a panel of gynocological experts and finally someone to talk about menstral cramps and bloating.

Man: That's something I'm sure "Mrs. WTN" John Miller knows all about.

Shane covers his mouth as he supresses a laugh.

Shane: Look for commercials about the show to start running soon. All will feature the host John Miller. We thank you for your time and as an added bonus for watching this we will be airing another episode of Dukes of Hazzard directly after the one currently in progress. We're now returning you to your show.

As Shane, the man and the Australian TNN branch fade out another screen fades in.

Catch "Mrs. WTN" John Miller as he will be appearing shortly after this to voice his comments.

Miller 3:16 says, I've got cramps and my feet are swollen.

The messages and picture fade away. The still shot of the General Lee jumping over a fire truck is shown. The voice over comes on again.

V/O: We now return to the Dukes of Hazzard here on TNN.