Scene opens to a bar. It is a cozy place, with enough room so seat, at least, 80 people. The tables are all wood along with the seat, the bar and the floor. The bar look ancient, like something you'd find in an old western movie. Whatever varnish of polish that was put on the bar to preserve it is all but worn away on the top. There are scrapes, knicks, cuts, gouges and carving on the top of the bar. Some have dates attached to them, most don't. On the wall behind the bar are many raised platforms that hold the liquor. Most of it is American, but there is the ocassional import from overseas along with some homegrown ones straigh from Mexico. The wooden floor is covered in peanut shells. It's a trend that has been around for a while.

"Suffering" Joe O'Brien and MaXx Graves are sitting at a table together. They both have a large beer mug infront of them. Between them sits a half full pitcher of Corona. They wobble slightly in their seats.

After a few minutes "Natural Wonder" Shane Jackson walks into the bar. He scans the room before he notices Joe and MaXx. He makes his way over to them. Shane is still wearing his custom made World Title print Hawaiian shirt. He still has on the skaters shorts and Addidas sandals. It all seems to indicate this is taking place only a short time after Shane left Minoru in the Hotel room tossing up. The only difference over his left shoulder he's carrying the ICWA World Title and in his right hand he is carrying a bag with the word Wal-Mart on it. It seems in any language low prices all have the same name.

Shane takes a seat next to Joe, MaXx is sitting on the other side of the table.

Joe: You want something to drink?

Joe is able to get the word out with only a slight bit of slurring.

MaXx: The beer here is really cheap.

Shane shakes his head

Shane: Naah. I can't be drinkin' right now. On the way over here someone from the CWF promotional team informed me that I was going to be appearing on the David Letterman show later tonight.

A waitress walks over and asks Shane if he wants anything. He orders a Pepsi. She leaves and after a few minutes returns carrying his drink.

Joe: Did you catch what Azazel was saying about you? He seemed pretty irate.

Shane: No, I wasn't able to see it, but I passed Oblivion on the way down here and he told me all about it. Sounds like I really influenced Azazel with that magazine.

MaXx: You influenced a lot of people with that magazine. These stunts of yours are really going to get you in trouble some day.

Shane, Joe and MaXx sit and discuss some rather trivial and unimportant things for a while before a camera crew walks into the bar.

Shane: I think that's the crew for the Letterman show.

The crew notice Shane and quickly head over to him. There is a cameraman, a technician and a coordinator.

Coordinator: Hello. You must be Shane Jackson. I'm Tom, this is Andrew and the guy holding the camera is Ricardo.

Shane greets them, as does Joe and MaXx.

Tom: If you'll follow me, Mr. Jackson, we have an area reserved in the back so that things aren't interrupted.

The crew leads Shane to a room containing several pool tables. It's only about 4 feet away from the end of the bar, but it serves it purpose nicely since it allows patrons to flow freely between the bar and the pool tables.

Tom: Just give us a minute here and we should have the satellite hook up all ready. We'll have a TV sitting next to you so you can see Dave and what he's doing in the studio.

The cameraman and technician runn around pluggin in cords and setting things up. In a short while everything is ready and they prepare for Dave to start his segment with Shane Jackson.

Scene jumps to the studio "The Late Show with David Letterman" is being filmed in. They have just finished the latest version of Hair Piece/Not A Hair Piece. As Dave wraps up the segment a large TV is rolled out and set up on stage infront of the empty guest chairs.

Dave: Alright, I want to thank our Donald Adison for playing Hair Piece/Not A Hair Piece with us.

Paul: He got you Dave. The first time you've been wrong.

Dave: Well, you figure when the guy's hair is 3 different colors he's wearing a weave. Man I'm gonig to have nightmares about that one. Anyway, let's move on here. My first guest is someone who has really been making a name for himself in the wrestling industry. He's the newly crowned ICWA World Champeen...

Paul: Don't you mean Champion there Dave?

Dave: Well you say Champion I say Champeen.

Paul: Oh like you say potatoe I say potato

Dave: Heh heh, some thing like that. Anyway he's the new World Champeen. He's joining us live via satellite feed from a Mexican bar, it's the "Natural Wonder" Shane Jackson.

Shane's image pops up on the screen. Shane is sitting at a table. Everything from his waist up can be seen.

Dave: It's nice to have you here Shane.

Shane: Thank's for having me on Dave.

Dave: So this is your first appearance here on the show. Now I don't know if you knew this or not but we have a ritual for all new guests.

Shane: Really. What's that?

Dave: Usually we take them down to a college frat house and have them hazed.

Shane: Well that seems to be a little difficult Dave, since I'm not actually there with you.

Dave: I've been pondering the problem for a while and I've decided that what we're going to do is have the whole population of Mexico run up a beer tab in your name.

Shane: Ha ha ha.

Paul: But you told me we were going to charge 50,000 shares of Nortel to his credicard.

Dave: With the way Nortel's nosediving I think he'd rather go with the beer tab.

Paul: True, true.

Dave: Heh heh. Anyway, I guess I should get to some questions, we can't spend the whole segment coming up with stupid hazing ideas.

Paul: That's the next segment.

Dave: Heh. So Shane I understand that you beat someone named Jackel for your world title.

Shane: Actually his name was Jeckel. And yes, yes I did beat him to get ahold of the title.

Dave: Now I'm not a big wrestling fan, but the way I understand it is that now that you have a belt you have to defend it against other people.

Shane: Yup. In fact I have to defend it this sunday against the CWF's Azazel.

Dave: CWF? Is that another wrestling promotion or just part of his name?

Shane: No, it's another wrestling federation. We've been feuding with them for a little while now.

Dave: What kind of a name is Azazel anyway? Does it have some sort or meaning behind it?

Shane: It means scapegoat. It's got something to do with sacrificing a goat to a fallen angel. The goat was supposed to be burdened with the sins of a village, and when he was killed their sins were forgiven.

Dave: Really. I did not know that.

Shane: What they'd do is tie a scarlet cord around the goat's horns, then take him out into the woods and push him off a cliff.

Dave: Heh heh heh, are you serious?

Shane: Yes. Part of the scarlet cord would be cut off and tied around a rock. Then the goat would be pushed off the cliff, backwards, and if the cord tied to the rock turned white then the sacrifice was accepted.

Dave: Heh heh heh, this is all ture? That's one funny religion.

Shane: Every word.

Dave: Heh heh. So in a sense this guy has named himself after a goat that get's pushed off a cliff.

Shane: In a sense.

Dave: I'm laughing so hard I can't even read my cue cards. Heh heh. Uh, let's keep this moving here. Does the ICWA have any action figures or toys out on the market?

Shane: Well to tell you the truth Dave the ICWA is going through some restructuring, so all toy production has been halted for the moment. But the CWF merchandising department has asked me to help do a little promotion for some of their toys.

Dave: Why would a rival company want you to promote their toys?

Shane: It's because I'm being featured at CWF events. It's all part of the contract the 2 companies signed for cross-promotion.

Dave nods his head in understanding.

Shane: Now the CWf has asked me to promote their latest toy. It's for the younger kids, so their are no sharp weapons or jagged edges. The people over at the CWF feel it's going to be the latest craze for the upcoming holiday season. So if you have a 3 year old wrestling fanatic in the house then I suggest you pick up one of these right away.

Shane reaches under the table and into his Wal-Mart bag and pulls out the new CWF toy.

Dave: Oh my god, what the hell is that?

Shane: Tickle me Azazel.

Dave: Heh heh, I'd be afraid to buy that for my kid. I'd be out thousands of dollars for therapy when he turn 15.

Paul: That's horrid. How did it ever pass FDA approval?

Dave: It passed FDA approval because it has nothing, yet, to do with Food or Drugs. Although I can see a large trend in owners of this doll and people that take Zoloph in the near future.

Paul: Ha hah ha

Dave: Where can this toy be picked up?

Shane: You should be able to get it at any local department store.

Dave: We're running a little low on time here Shane. We have to jump to the next segment soon Guess The Sandwhich. Do you have anything to say to this Azazel character before we go?

Shane: Matter of fact I do Dave.

Azazel. I know you think I'm more of a pest to you than anything. Well, the feeling is mutual. When our match rolls around on Sunday I'm sure you're going to come to the realization that I may be a little bit better than you think. Don't underestimate me, too many people have and I've walked my Pathway to the Stars right over them.

Dave: We're almost out of time here. But I understand that Azazel has a catch phrase, something about bringing a lunch.

Shane: Yeah.

Dave: Has anyone ever brought a lunch?

Shane: I do know that Enigma brought a salad on Thursday.

Dave: Are you planning on bringing a lunch?

Shane: Not for myself. I usually eat before I get to the arena.

Dave: Well then for who?

Shane: For Azazel. Just because we hate each other doesn't mean I can't bring him a lunch.

Dave: Well we're out of time, any last words?

Shane: Azazel...

Shane reaches under the table and pulls up something else.

Shane:...this is...

Shot holds on the Happy Meal for a minute before the TV switches off and Dave goes to the segment on Guess The Sandwhich.