Scene opens to a remote area of the Australian outback. There are numerous trees surrounding the area, all with thick trunks and long limbs, indicating that they a quite old. Most of the brush arouns the area is fairly tall, about knee height. At on point in the landscape there looks to be a road. Not a solid, paved, asphalt road that would be found in a city of town. It's a dirt road. It looks fairly well travelled as there is no grass growing on it. Several feet off in the distance is a sign indicating to watch for kangaroos.

A man comes into view walking up the road, toward the camera. It's the "Natural Wonder" Shane Jackson. His hair is gelled up and he has a pair of Oakley sunglasses over his eyes. He's wearing an open faced shirt that has green flames on it. His chest has a large bruise on it as well as numerous small cuts and scrapes. The blue knee length shorts he wears are finished with Addidas sports sandals.

It takes him only a few moments to reach the camera.

Shane: Well here I am in the beautiful Australian outback.

Shane casually looks around at his surroundings.

Shane: This is the first time I've ever been to Australia. So far I am loving it. Most of the people here are nice, I think, I really don't understand much of what they are saying. For all I know they could be insulting me. Anyway, to the reason I am out in this remote location. I have it on good authority that I will be able find Amusa's parents in this place. How? You ask. I've got an expert on the Australian outback here with me.

A man steps into view.

Jim: G'day. My name is Jim McKim and I am an expert on the Aussi outback. I drive a jeep and look at animals all day long. It's my job.

Shane: Yeah, very nice. I'm sure everyone cares that you have no life. You know I bet the most exciting thing you've ever seen was probably a couple of brightly colored birds boffin' their brains out up in a tree.

Jim: Now it's funny you should mention that because yesterday I got some pictures of....

Shane: Damnit just get in the car.

Shane and Jim walk off screen for a minute. An engine is heard starting and the jeep drives on screen and takes off down the dirt road.

The scene wipes to a shot inside the jeep. Jim is driving while Shane is sitting in the passengers seat.

Shane: Now Jim, you told me that you know where these parents of Amusa are.

Jim: Oh yes. Everyone knows of the Amusas. It is really one of the srangest sights in the world. Believe me, I have many video tapes and still pictures of the those two. Even to this day I still can't believe it.

Suddenly a sign appears on the side of the road.

Shane: Oh my god. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Jim: You'll see in a very short while. We are now entering the Amusas territory.

Shane: That has to be a joke...right?

Jim shakes his head no.

Shane: Well if that sign is right then that would definately explain a lot about Amusa. For instance, Jim, did you know that the CWF has down in Amusa's personal file that he can be creative, inventive and ingenious especially when he applies himself to his favorite passtime, handicrafts.

Jim: Really?

Shane: I guess all those qualities become helpfull when he's building popsiclestick pencil holders or making googley eyed walnuts.

Jim: It said that in his personal file?

Shane: Yup, I copied it word for word onto this paper.

Shane shows Jim the loose leaf piece of paper he has with him.

They drive on for a few more minutes.

The camera wipes to another section of the road. Where Shane and Jim are driving. The words "1 hour later" appear at the bottom.

Shane: We've been our here for over an hour. Are you sure we didn't pass Amusa's parents?

Jim: Oooohh no! You can certainley tell where his parents are. There is no missing them.

They drive on a little further. They come to an area on the road, on the right side, that has a long row of very dense bushes. As they drive by the dushes suddenly come to life and start shaking rapidly.

Jim abruptly haults the Jeep.

Jim: Well sir! We've found them. We've found Amusa's parents!

Shane: You mean they're behind that shaking bush.

Jim shakes his head, yes, with excitement.

The bushes continue to shake for a few more minutes. Then it stops just as suddenly as it started.

Shane: What's going on?

Jim: Just wait for a minute.

It only takes a couple of seconds before someting comes out of the bushes. It's a wombat.

Shane: I thought you said Amusa's parents were in that bush. It's just a stupid wombat.

Jim: I don't think Amusa would like you talking about his mother like that.

Shane: THAT'S Amusa's mother!

Jim: Yes.

Shane: That wombat is Amusa's mother. What kind of scam are you running here?

Jim: No scam. Just wait another minute.

From behind the same bushes that the wombat came out comes a red Kangaroo.

Shane: I suppose you're going to tell me that's Amusa's father.

Jim: Well, yes.

The red kangaroo looks straight at Jim and Shane. Then it looks down at the wombat a few feet infront of it. The kangaroo moves up behind the wombat, grabs it by the shoulders and....

Shane: That is sick!!

Shane quickly looks away from the odd sight. While Jim quickly reaches under his seat and pulls out a video camera.

Jim: I haven't got them from this angle yet. This will add nicely to my collection.

Shane: You're actually filming THAT.

Jim: Of course. It's good footage to show the kids when I visit the elementary schools for show and tell.

Shane: Hold on a minute. That can't be Amusa's parents his bio says that he was born in New Jersey.

Jim: His parents were on loan to the New Jersey zoo when he was born.

Shane: Ahh, it all makes sense now. That's why he's so ugly.

After a few minutes two animals break off their performance. The wombat wanders slowly back into the bushes. The kangaroo waits for a few minutes, then quickly jumps after the wombat.

Jim waits until they are out of sight before he stops the camera. He places it back under his seat before they continue on down the road.

Shane: Well one thing's for sure. I refuse to let an ugly person take my World Title. It's just not the image that the ICWA needs. After all we've already got Miller filling that area, why get anyone else.

Jim: He may not have looks but he more than makes up for that in ferocity. I one saw him tear a rabbit in two using only his thumbs.

Shane: Using only his thumbs. Right. What were you painting in a poorley ventalated room all day? That's impossible.

Jim glares at Shane for a second. Then quickly moves his eyes back to the road.

Shane: Ya know. I think I've got the advantage going into this ladder match with Amusa. I mean I did win my very first belt in a ladder match. So defending a belt I already have should be even easier. I know he's been around for a while and he's probably fought in a dozen ladder matches, but at his age. Hah, he's lucky if his arthritic knees and false hip don't give out on him on the way down the ramp. He's going to get his ticket punched and take a once around on the High Ride.

The camera stares ahead on the road as the scene fades to black.