Interests: My girlfriend Chris and her gigantic watermelons (I especially love spitting out the seeds), Megan Brady, Colin and Eric's sister doing stuff behind Eric's back, my sister's rack, the fact that I've seen my sister's vagina, A&P because he's so damn fresh obsessed, A&P's obsession with hating puke club, A&P's possible girlfriend at TCBY, you know who you are you whore, computers with super fast modems and lots of RAM, megabytes, weird al yankovic and UHF, eric not getting derek the UHF video he promised him, ann, lot and lots of beer.

Dislikes: A&P in general, executioner, eric not getting any, S club 7. Eric, and RTD, The whole pearson family. Matter, Shame he has powers, shrooms and how they take so long to work. My getto uniform from work, worts on my penis taking away all the pleasure.

Quote: Nice shoes, wanna Fuck?