Welcome to the Official Elvis Flakes Incorporated Website
LEGAL DISCLAIMER
We at Elvis Flakes are committed to bringing you the best cereal in the middle east
and cannot be held responsible for any deaths or illness caused by contact with our cereal.
We at Elvis Flakes are active members of the Reuse/Recycle Foundation. Therefore, we have done all in our part in order to carry out the criteria in order to be a member. In so doing, we have reused over 10,000 tons of toxic sludge and turned it into
Elvis Flakes. Because of the toxic nature of the sludge, Elvis Flakes cannot take any responsibility for any unexplained death resulting from contact with this cereal.
Matthew the Great
Sara The Blonde
Co-Presidents of Elvis Flakes Inc.
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PLACES TO GO, THINGS TO READ...
About Matt
About Sara
Cures
Frequently Asked Questions
History
New Product Updates
Places that have absolutely nothing to do with us...
Bosco Dan's for all your [real] shopping needs!
DJ's 70s Music some guy made this site
The Hampster Dance (where it all began...)
