These are some of my friends.......

Male Friends (not in any specific order)

Steve Tapper- best pal who now lives in B.C., we got's into some trouble together
Brad Guy-the oakville ladies man, who now lives in L-town
Rob Burda-he's just walkin', from what i hear he is a sexy bitch
Rob McCowan(aka bert)-he enjoys long walks on the beach and whores
Bennett McCowan-he hits drums in off the mark, once ate a big mac in three bites
Jason Noble-Noble is a very silly man, this guy is deep and kind of like a monkey
Matt Moore-he got his pipes from spanking it, he has a very clean brow
Adam Langton-he gets the ladies, don't think i'd want to meet up with him in a dark ally
Rob Stuart-he knows his way around computers, is also one of the funniest guys i've ever met
Matt MacLellan-he maybe small but he packs a big punch
Barry Wilson-barry is the ultimate irishman
Jer Tapper-he lives in alabama but he DOESN'T have sex with his sister
Ryan Blore-we like to make fun of people, it's a good time
Sean Murray-he's quite the hockey player, pretty good lookin' too
Geoff Stupple-hey sideburns..... you want some of this milk?
Chris Taylor(aka president dork)-this guy is going to Western University, he likes porn
Mike Robinson-was on my hockey team for like 4 or 5 season's in a row, set me up many a times
Todd Ribble-he's big, uses a cane and has hair like steel wool
Joe Kenel-he likes to headbutt people and drink beer, that's it
Martin Kopp-kopper is the ultimate party animal he heads the mean streets of carlisle
Erick McFarlane-we have done a lot together stayed up all night dancing and coming up with a song about 'yo yo ma'
Glenn Lampman-anyone you can get michelle is the man, and glenn is the manlyest man i know
Andrew Elgar-i don't know him all that well but he finds me funny and is a great guy
not to forget peristy, markou, mike allen, eddy b, forbes, holmes, ryan muscat, big J, dave hyradyn, scott graham (my mentor) and the kids 4 kids leaders, anyone i forgot just tell me and your name will go here

Female Friends (not in any specific order)

Jenna McCann-i love those red leather pants, she is just a great gal
Hilary Quinn(aka lary)-she doesn't like it when her boyfriend eats a big mac in three bites
Kristina Covelli-my home NBF, and my shotgun dude once i sign the contract
Lyndsay Blore-i don't know what to say except she is very nice and her shoe laces are always done up
Brooke Stevens-this girl acompany's me to the O.T.M. shows
Jenn Tompson-she likes the leafs good enough for me
Katie Green-katie rules! you can't beat her in disney board games
Andrea Coyne-when she is not drunk (not sure if i've seen it) she is great
Trish Stratus-for the last time, i will not date you
Amanda Hopper-she's a cool grade 10 girl who knows where it's at
Chantel Kinkade-i took her little brothers glasses hehehe
Lindsay ???????-she lives in Calgary but damn is she hot and nice too
Megan Bell-she believes if you lay down beside an air vent it is cooler
Sue Mckee- she was my girlfriend and she was good
Carmen Electra-i love you and will you marry me
Katherine Keller-this girl knows how to BBQ trust me, good burgers
Michelle Lawler-she is a certified life guard, as am i
Sarah Young-she works at Tim Hortins but won't get me those sugar heads that they put on the gingerbread men
Brittney McCann-we ate sprinkles and she didn't remember
Jen McKenzie-i don't know her but she lives with gwen so she must be cool
Betty- i don't know why Archie keeps going for that Veronica chick
Gwen Weeks-oakville people are cool and she is one of the coolest i know
Hollie, and all the otm fans out there, and the WDHS ladies and dockter squared, joe, and robin
OF COURSE ERIN LAMPMAN AND MICHELLE BURDA, and some other ones Carla W, Erica M, Beth, oh ya, and Krysta too.......and all the girls i've met with brad and steve over the years

People I don't like

Mr. Dimock
Some Nick guy who punched me for no reason, he's a whore
Reggie Mantle (from archie comics)
Darrin-he accused me, guy, tapper, and peristy of smoking dope in the church parking lot (but we weren't)
Rich- off of survivor, damn i hate that guy
Sue-again off of survivor, go back to driving trucks
Pink Stick-some guy at hockey with pink tape on his stick........ what a dick
Bobby Clarke- the way he's treating eric lindros is totally bogus