Yesterday, I was driving home from campus when I get to this stoplight and this guy is shouting at me from his car in the other lane. I ignored him because I really didn't know why he'd be shouting at me, and once the light turned green I literally raced off.

So, I get to the next stoplight before I had to get off Braddock Road and this car pulls up alongside me in the left lane, horn beeping and this guy was shouting at me and waving around a paper. I knew I couldn't ignore the dude this time so I rolled down my window and he says:

"Take this!! It's a mullet, and a good one!!"

I took it, and lo and behold, it was a man sporting QUITE the sweet mullet! So I thank random traveler who saw my "Mullets Are People, Too" bumper sticker.