Now it is time for a P.A.T.s moment of silence.

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It could be a moment of silence for anything...a loved one...an object...a hero or heroine....you decide...

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remember....absolute silence....

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FRRRRAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!

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Hank! What the fuck, man!? You just farted!

Hank: Yeah, so?

It's a MOMENT OF SILENCE! You're not supposed to rip one during a fucking MOMENT OF SILENCE!

Hank: Sorry man....I thought it would be silent!

You thought wrong! And....damnit...WE CAN SMELL IT NOW!

Hank: Heh heh heh...

You're laughing!?

Hank: It's funny!

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We apologize for this foul interruption. If you are still keeping silent, we commend you.