The P.A.T.s Homepage has been a huge success to the web-browsing community, and ourselves.

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Actually, it's just been a success to ourselves, but no matter, here are page ideas that we ultimately decided....SUCKED ASS. Enjoy.

The P.A.T.s Top Ten Reasons "Mr. Nanny" Is The Best Movie Ever

The P.A.T.s How-To on Shooting Up Your School

The P.A.T.s Recipes for Cranberry Juice and Antifreeze

The P.A.T.s Nude Photos of Hank

The P.A.T.s Top Ten Reasons Hulk Hogan is the Best Actor Ever.

The P.A.T.s Cure For Cancer

The P.A.T.s Death Journal Of Dave Behind-The-Wheel

The P.A.T.s Semen Auction

The P.A.T.s Fuckity Fuck Fuckity Shit By Hank

The P.A.T.s Moment Of Silence

(oh...wait...that one DID make it. Shit, we need better editing skills.)

The P.A.T.s Michael Caine Look-Alike Contest

The P.A.T.s Shitty Poopy Fuck Fuck Shit-Fuck by Hank

The P.A.T.s Fun Things to Do In Marblehead