The P.A.T.s' Spooky-Ass Halloween Marathon!

On Friday, we held our 2nd Annual Spooky-Ass Marathon. We would've had other people, besides us, at our party, but we're losers, so it all works out... Anyway, on with the show...

(First)The Thing:Yuri and Hank didn't show up early on, so we set up our Baby Ruths, "Halloween" M&Ms, soda, and Tostitos w/ SALSA CON QUESO, and started watching John Carpenter's The Thing. It's about these dudes in Alaska who have to deal with some alien that takes over people's bodies. They all get paranoid, and stuff. It was cool. I noticed they had an Olympic-sized bathtub in the basement of their facilities, that they never used. Dave was just wondering when someone would kick someone else in the head. Never happened, sorry Dave. But it was a good movie, lots of gore. Next...

(Second)The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: By this point, Yuri and Hank showed up. Hank brought another 12-pack of soda, we were definately equipped. The movie should've been good, but it was not. I was dissapointed especially, because I've seen a lot of horror movies, and there was nothing in this movie that I haven't seen before. Everybody seemed kind of bored. We started discussing other shit. Most of it I forget. But the only things alright about the movie were the last scenes with the deranged family. We also got kind of sick of the food.

(Third?)Waxwork:Okay, so we didn't get to watch it. Just like a copy of Evil Dead last year, it fucked up Dave's VCR. I ended up watching it at home. Too bad we didn't watch it, cause it was the best of the bunch. Some college guys go to a wax museum, and get sucked into the exibits only to be killed. Yeah...AWESOME! Well, I hope the rest of The P.A.T.s add more to this, cause I have nothing else to say but "Lechaim!"