Dan and Dave's

"Ebonix Whata?"

Finally, a dictionary for the "inner city folk" is available at a book store near you!

So what kind of translations does this dictionary offer? Well, here are a few examples to show you...

Example: "Yo yo yo, sup homie G?"
Translation: "Hello, friend, how are you?"

Example:: "Yo, heard dem south side niggas gonna bust a move tonight"
Translation:: " I heard those nice fellows from the south side of town are going to run a scheme this evening."

You see, friends? It's just that easy. Here are some more examples...

Example: "Yo mamma so ugly, she be white, nigga!"
Translation: "Your mother is so unattractive, she is almost cocasion, black friend."

Example: "Yo yo yo the homies goin' back da their cryp da get the gibs and bust on the whities."
Translation: "Hey, our friends are going to their places of residence to retrieve their necessary armaments, to attack our cocasion friends."

Example: "Lets play hoops afta the nib of the gib hits our bad homie's ass."
Translation: "Let's engage in a friendly game of basketball after the leader of our group removes our enemy from the situation."

Example: "Nigga, please. You be in da slamma befo' yo mama lay off da smack and yo bro stop smackin' up you bitch."
Translation: "Brother, please. You'll be in prison before your mother stops abusing class B substances and your fraternal brother stop engaging in abusive sexual conduct with your significant other."

Example: "Yo, gonna fuck dem homies up!"
Translation: "Why, you'll abuse those men up to a point that they can no longer function without a respirator and a heart and lung machine!"

To order, go to http://www.amazon.com and search for "Ebonix."
Due to the price of interviews with many, many, many black people, the price of this book is 49.99$.
Available soon in paperback. Soon to be a major motion picture!