Welcome to the P.A.T.s Drinking Game. The
purpose of this game is to give you an excuse to get drunk off
your ass. What other purpose would there be? Anyway, have fun,
but let your friend drive afterwards.
1. Take one drink whenever Dave breaks into classical song.
2. Take a drink whenever Yuri breaks into RUSSIAN song.
3. Drink when Sam says something incredibly random and awful. CAUTION: This will add up to many a drink.
4. Drink when Hank forgets what you're talking about.
5. Have a drink when Yuri mentions Sarah Michelle Gellar. REMEMBER: Too many alcoholic beverages will impair your mental and physical skills.
6. Have two drinks when Dave and Yuri sing Klezmer.
7. Have two drinks when Sam and Dave quote anything and everything. (That's a whole lotta shit!)
8. Take one drink when Amber delivers her "Yeeeaahhhh, okaaaaaaay."
9. Have a drink when Antonia kills some chickens. Well, not like, REAL chickens...
10. Take two drinks when Hank gets one step closer to Hollywood (which adds up roughly to 1.7 inches).
11. Have one drink when Sam brags about the latest screenplay he has just read.
12. Have two drinks when Paul brings over his mom's homemade calzones. In fact, screw the drinks, celebrate good times, c'mon!
13. Take three drinks when Dave dresses in drag. Oh, he DOESN'T, you say? Well I know! Three drinks!? That's just plain irresponsible!
14. Take a drink of JUICY JUICE when Yuri breaks into commercial.
15. Have two drinks when there's no more Salsa Con Queso.
16. Drink because Roberto Benigni loves you.
17. Drink because Nick Nolte hates you.
18. Advise Hank NOT to drink anything with caffeine at 9 PM.
19. Take two drinks when Sam and/or Hank leave Dave's house at 1:00 in the morning.
20. Have a drink when Dave and Yuri come back from Israel.
L'chaim!
