Well, you asked for it.....actually, no, you didn't, did you? DID YOU? I didn't think so.

This is the page where you find out all about Dave, and then let that useless information somehow escape you, and move on....

"Dave is a hopelessly self-improving cat owner with low-grade muscle-tone and a penchant for Jewery....and if you can't tell, he really likes Austin Powers."

What else about Dave? Hmm......Oh, yeah!

So Dave's last name is Goldman, right? Wait! Gold-man. "Gold" "Man" Hmm....makes you think of something, doesn't it?

Okay, maybe not, but I do act. Yeah, in fact, my school's drama guild made it to the Massachusetts state finals in 1999. Impressed?

...sorry, I get a little high on myself every once and a while.

And for the intreguing picture of the month...

Anyway, moving right along....

Well, as I say in my AOL IM profile, "I'm Jewish....that's pretty much it." And it's sooo true.

So, now that you know so much about me, are you going to go away happy? ...Didn't think so. Nice talking to you, though.

-Dave