Happy Chanukkah!

(Or as our non-Jewish friends say, Happy Hanukkah. )

Well, there are eight days of Chanukkah, and such, so we thought we'd give you the official "Top Eight Things to Do on Chanukkah" (a P.A.T.s original.)

8. Make fun of all your Christian friends who only get one day of presents.

7. Explain to everyone what a latke is.

6. Make a "Chanukkah Bush."

5. Sing Adam Sandler's Chanukkah Song over and over until everyone wants to become Jewish.

4. Pretend you know the blessings, and hum them since you're "testing" everyone else.

3. Correct everyone when they pronounce it Hanukkah, not Chanukkah.

2. Get everyone in your family arguing about which directions you light the candles.

1. Stay up late on "Chanukkah Eve" and wait for Chanukkah Harry.