Welcome to the "long awaited" BAD SONGS We Love ...page.

This site serves as a showcase of really, really, REALLY bad songs that we
absolutely LOVE!

(Note that the word "love" is in pink, cause pink=love! Also, sorry about the banner. It was Sam's idea. Oh, yes, that is Yuri, and no, the banner is not cool!)

Anyway....

Here's a list of BAD SONGS we love: (Cause this section wouldn't be called "BAD SONGS We Love" without it having....BAD SONGS We Love.) Make sure to click on the song's title to get the (shitty) lyrics to it.

"Sometimes" By Britney Spears
So here's the story about this BAD SONG We Love: Dave was at a club with his friend, Antonia "Woman" Kokoska who did not give the P.A.T.s the rights to her name, so she'll remain anonymous. ...oops. Anyway, this song came on, and they created their own "dance" to this. Cheesy? Well, of course. That's the Dave way.

"Genie in a Bottle" By Christina Aguiaui...Aguiaeau...Ag...you know who we mean.
We don't have a story for this BAD SONG We Love, but it's a BAD SONG We Love, nonetheless, and therefore it qualifies for this page entitled, BAD SONGS We Love. Basically, it's another sexually provocative song. And dey all good...yo.

"The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish)" By Tom Green
This song gets our vote for BAD SONG We Love for two reasons. First of all, it has two titles. How cool is that?! And secondly, it was supposed to be a bad song made to be funny. That's what they intended,right? Ummm...right?

"Come on Eileen" By (don't laugh) Dexy's Midnight Runners
Turaluraturaluralai is all you need to know about this BAD SONG We Love! You either like the "turaluralai" part, or the "Come on Eileen" part. There is no in-between. And if you like the "Come on Eileen" part, you might be gay. Not that that's bad, or anything. Just letting you know.

"My Heart Will Go On" By Celine Dion
Yes, this is a BAD SONG. No, it is not a BAD SONG We Love. Moving on...

"Deepest Bluest" By LL (Un)Cool J
When 1/2 the P.A.T.s went to see the classic film, "Deep Blue Sea," Sam fell in love with the end credits song: Deepest Bluest, by LL Cool J. It fit the movie perfectly! I would be as pissed as the sharks if I had to hear it over and over again.

"Stairway to Heaven" By Led Zeppelin
....wait, wait a minute, what the hell is this doing here? Sorry.

And last but least, a Will Smith tribute...

"Miami" By Will Smith
This BAD SONG We Love is something that Sam's dad will admit he loves. Wow! What else do we need to say? Nothing.

"Wild Wild West" By Will Smith
This WILD WILD BAD SONG We Love was probably the best thing about that piece of shit movie that came out this WILD WILD summer. I had a WILD WILD fight with the movie theater when I tried to get my money back. They gave me a WILD WILD kick in the ass. It was WILD....WILD.

"Men In Black" By Will Smith
Actually, Hank has a really funny story about this one. One day, he was walking to the record store and tripped over a rock. Well, he said, "Shit, that really fucking hurt." Well, the Salem Police heard him, and arrested him for fucking swearing. Well, he wasn't too happy about that. Well, he was in the backseat, you know, in a straight jacket? And Will Smith's Men In Black came on the radio. And Hank, in addition to the cops started singing it, and the cops were so happy that Hank was a fan, that they let him go. Hank said, "Fuckin' A" and before the cops realized he broke another law, he was gone.*

*The above story is false. But by false, don't we really mean true? The answer...is no.