TIJUANA,MEXICO-Glenn Higgins went on vacation to Mexico and was warned to not drink the water or 'you'll regret it.' Our sources say that Glenn did not take his friends heed and went ahead and drank the water. Then twenty four hours later Glenn was doubled over with intestinal pain that he could not figure out where it came from. Glenn was reported as saying "Mexico Is hot!! Really Hot! and I sweat a lot so I go thirsty and well...you know.. I drank me a

Baffled at His Runs

glass of water. It weren't brown or nothing. And now I gotta goto.... the bathroom ..a lot...excuse me." After Fifteen Minutes he came back flustered and ready to continue issuing his statement. "Hoo wee!! That food is spicy on the way in and on the WAY out wink wink nudge nudge." Area locals are quoted as referring to something about 'Montezuma's Revenge' and 'El Chupacabra Agua.'

Isn't he cute??

We had our crack team of reporters fly down and investigate as to the possible reasons why Glenn had such persistant runs. They turned up some 'Crazy Witch Doctor' in a set of 'white robes' who responded "Well it appears that Glenn is suffering from a case of Giardiasis. Caused by a protozoan found in common wild animals, dogs and almost all the water in Mexico. Not that it is a bad thing. Giardia lamblia is so cute. I mean look at those two little eyes. you could just eat it up. I know, I have.... and that is why you'll have to excuse me." The witch doctor disappeared and was not heard from again except for some odd sounds

emanating from the bathroom. Other possible causes the Reporters dug up: Glenn is faking it, Small gerbils, or the possibility of to much ex lax.

Even with this problem Glenn still continues to drink the water because he say "Man with me goin all the time...I am sure getting dehydrated somthin fierce." Readers you can be sure we will keep you informed that when Glenn finds out the source of his runs you will be the first to know.