A Page Of Thoughts From Rick (be afraid)The Puke Barrier I have always heard that if one is spun around too fast they will inevitably spew their lunch. So Is there a speed at which vomit tosses its cookies?? If so, can we as a species attain that speed? Let's try to break the puke barrier. Mary mary had a little scare, her skin was white as snow, the sheep went crazy, pulled out his knife, and butchered up that ho. Shadow People say that we are just a reflection of the person in the mirror. Wouldn't it be freaky if we were really our shadow's shadow. Punctuation I feel that the apostrophe is to over looked in the world of punctuations, so I'll make up the differen'ce in th'e inten'tional miss'use o'f the apos'trophe in wor'ds more than 3 letters lon'g. Apos'trophes aren't enou'gh hell I thin'k word's need decima.l poi.nt's. No.w my sy'st.em is grea't. the wor.ld is go'od. Enou'gh of th'is bla.the'r it is no.w tim'e for the gratui,tous usa'ge of th.e wor'd poop. Poop POOP poop PooP poOp poop poop. Tha.nk yo'u. Here Is A Game See how many words you can make from this sentence. . . . A while back God told many quizzical xylophones on the stove where Jeff is. See this is a pretty tough game. . .what? Every letter of the alphabet is in that sentence!!!! Crud! What kind of crappy game is this?? Any word could be made. This game sucks. Here is a better idea, go get a gun and shoot something. That is how to deal with anger. Yeah that is it. Ode to Sauerkraut  Day in and day out, I only want my sauerkraut, I do no want it in a dish, Just lots of it is what I wish. Coleslaw is good, When my day is sad, And my life is blue, I eat my sauerkraut while softly saying Moo. I do not wan your pity, And don't call my poem Sh*tty, But please when you are out and about, Go by the store a get me some sauerkraut. Midgets Did you ever notice that almost all great movies have midgets in them? I mean that look at Star Wars. Those three movies are just packed with midgets. Jawas in A new hope, Ugnaughts in Empire, and Ewoks in Jedi. Midgets are everywhere. Willow had midgets out the ass. The Wizard of Oz, yup midgets there too. Time bandits, if your eyes were shut during the entire movie only then could you have missed the midgets. Warwick Davis is a great midget actor although all the Leprechaun movies sucked. A good mantra is that midgets mean good movie. Home Shocking Smiles Bound Hands Enveloping Softness Shiny Lights Oh, how I hate the Asylum Fifty Cent Words Your Apathetic Destruction of My Karma Leaves My Psyche Feeling Quite Perturbed And Out Of Focus, So please Do Continue Dinosaurs Did you that way back in history. . .At the dawn of lunch, some dinosaurs were walking along. They walked and walked until they ran into some trees. They were stopped dead in their tracks. Their pea sized brains couldn't figure out how to walk around the trees, so they walked into the trees over and over again. They couldn't get food cause the trees were in the way. They starved and died and that is the real reason there are no more dinosaurs. DAMN TREES!!! Meaning I dreamt the other day of the MEANING OF LIFE. No not the movie the actual meaning, our purpose for being here. It was so simple to figure out that I berated myself in the dream for not thinking of it sooner. The meaning is right under all of our collective noses and there for the taking. I saw it and loved it, but it was not to last. When I awoke the next morning I had forgotten what the solution was. I'm sorry, you can blame me for not knowing. Dreams suck! Wow!! Did You Know that Ozzy Osborne used to bite the heads off of poor little Kennys before every show? |
