DETROIT, MI- The lovable mascot, Kool-Aid Man, has been charged with reckless endangerment of children earlier this week. Apparently a Ms. Betty A. Getweiler purchased 5 packets of Kool-Aid for a dollar earlier this week in the hopes to have her son, Samuel, drink something other than soda. "I was in the kitchen preparing a large pitcher of 'red' Kool-Aid and the earth started to move...after that it is all a blur." Said Betty during an interview.

Apparently while making the delicious sugary nectar a one Mr. Kool-Aid burst through the wall of the house while yelling the phrase "Oh Yeah." Betty was struck in the head by a flying brick, knocking her out, and Samuel was left alone with the strange vermilion headstrong mascot. In a statement from Samuel: "All he kept saying was 'oh yeah' over and over and mommy was laying on the floor in a puddle of Kool-Aid colored blood. I was so scared I ....I..I'm a good boy...I'm a good boy." It now appears that Samuel is suffering from Post Traumatic Stress disorder. This is not the first such occurrence of

Artist's Conception of the Event.

Kool-Aid man being destructive for no apparent reason. Apparently this is just yet another senseless act of violence perpetrated by the large crimson jug. Brain Spew's Crack team of reporters have dug up evidence of the fact that Mr. Kool-Aid man has been doing these sorts of shenanigans for the past 20 years. We have acquired footage from one of his numerous attacks on

Kool-Aid Surveillance Footage

unsuspecting children. Sheriff James Gordon had this to say "This Mr. Aid has been breaking walls and needlessly destroying public and private property for the past 20 years all in the name of sweet sugary goodness. I don't understand this behavior, but this week a line was crossed and he is going to go down for it." Kool-Aid man is awaiting an Arraignment hearing at the county Courthouse next week. His bail has been set at 2 million dollars or

87,000 proofs of purchase kool aid points.

UPDATE!!!!
We have received word that after the original posting of this article, due to shortsightedness on the part of the police Mr Kool-Aid busted through the jail walls and has escaped. He is out on the loose and is considered armed and dangerous.