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Dungeons and Dragons 3rd Edition Released: Nerds Rejoice

RENTON, WA-It is August and that means that the long wait is over for nerds all over the globe. Why? One may ask. Because the Third Edition of Dungeons and Dragons has come out. Never before has anything been so anticipated in he nerd realm....well except for Star Wars Episode I and X-Files season Premiers and the re-airing of the Xena Gabrielle bath episode and...ok fine it was anticipated with as much fervor as most nerds put towards everything.

When asked about thoughts about the 3rd edition our crack team of investigators received a variety of Positive, Negative and just plain puzzling responses. We asked one Erkin G. Berbert what he thought about the book "Ya...I think it is Greeeat. I have been waiting a looong time for this one to come out. I can finally play that Half-Orc

3rd Edition
At Long Last..the Current Nerd Holy Grail
Barbarian/Monk/Mage. The book is shiny and looks good too. I think it will be a great addition to my bathroom reading." When a Miss Gwenneth Roth was contacted she had this bit to say "I can't belive this!! IT is so unfair. I have all the 2nd Edition books and supplements and players options and so on and .....uh..This is WOTC's big scheme to mage it D&D the Gathering. Well they aren't going to get my money."

Finally as a wrap up to our story one last comment from a local Renton Gamer, B. Larg "Dungeons and Dragons...What...who...ARRRGGH....lemmmee alone all I want is some peace and quiet. I play Vampire The Masquerade and refuse to be involved in anything as silly as D&D." And that is All She wrote...