Jerry: Welcome to todays show. Todays show is about cheating couples and affairs and this is a special show, the cheating couples are celebritys!
Jerry: Are first guest is Britney Spears.
(Britney enters the stage.)
Jerry:Welcome to the show Britney. So, Whats your story Britney?
Britney: Well, I've been going out with Justin Timberlake for a few months,(pauses) and anywayz, I went to a club by myself because Justin said he had to do a photo shoot, when we were planning on going out together, and I had on a disquise and he started flirting with me and he asked me to his hotel room, and he wanted to have sex with me, and I pulled my wig off and I dumped him, and now I'm going out with JC Chaze.
Jerry: Well, lets bring out Justin.
(Justin enters the stage.)(audience boos.)
Justin: Yeah, whaterver! ( Justin moves his chair away from Britney)
Jerry: So, whats with you cheating on Britney?
Justin: I wasn't cheating on her. Are relationship wasn't close. We agreed to date other people.
Britney: No, We didn't!
Jerry: Lets her his story Britney.
Justin: Anywayz, we agreed to date other people, so thats what I was doing.
Britney: What? We never said that! You are a liar!
Jerry: So, let me get this straight. Britney says that you were cheating on her and you said that you both agreed to date other people, and she says thats not true.
Britney: He was cheating on me with Mandy.
Jerry: Lets bring out Mandy.
(Mandy comes out wearing a short black dress, and comes over to Justin and kisses him.)
Britney: See hes dating a slut!
Mandy: Your the slut. You little prissy whore.
Britney: Shutup! Your the whore!
Mandy: Your a f*****g Tramp. ( Goes after Britney and pulls her hair)(Security pulls Mandy away from Britney)
Britney: At least I don't sleep with him. I'm not a slut, like you are!
Mandy: Then, whats with the rumor about you and him going into a hotel room with strawberries and wip cream and didn't come out until the next morning?
Britney: What? Justin made that up so he would sound like he could get any girl.
Jerry: Lets bring out JC.(JC enters the stage. JC sits by Britney and pulls his chair closer to her. Crowd screams.)Hi JC, welcome to the show.
JC: Hi.
Jerry: So your going out with Britney, right?
JC: Yep.(JC looks at Britney and grins)
Jerry: Ok, so tell us your side of the story.
JC: Well Jerry, Justin and Britney were going out awhile ago and Justin started sleeping with this girl that he meet at a club. And one night Justin told Britney that he couldn't make a date with her that they had planned together because he had a photo shoot. And Britney went out to the club that night and he was there flirting with some girls and he saw her but she had on a disquise and he took her to his hotel room.
Jerry: Ok. That sounds like what Britney told us.
Justin: Your a f*****g LIAR! Your still going out with Brianna. Your the one whose cheating on Britney.
JC: I broke up with Brianna awhile back ago. We were only going out for a couple of weeks.
Jerry: Lets bring out Brianna. (Brianna comes on stage and sits next to Britney)Hi Brianna, welcome to the show.
Brianna: Hi.
Jerry: So let me get this straight, your not going out with JC anymore. Right?
Brianna: Right.
Justin: She's lying too! There all lying! There all a bunch of F*****G LIARS! God! (Justin throws his chair across the stage! Justin stands in front of JC yelling at him.JC stands up yelling at him. Justin punches JC in the face.)
Britney: Stop it you F*****G A**Hole. (Britney helps JC up. Britney starts yelling at Justin. Justin slaps Britney. Security grabs Justin.)
JC: Are you alright Britney?
Britney: Yeah. Are you?
JC: Yeah.
Jerry: Are you two alright?
JC & Britney: Yeah.
Jerry: Now Justin, you need to calm down.
Justin: Yeah, whatever.(Jerry rolls his eyes)Don't roll your eyes at me ole man!
Crowd: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry: Settle down.
Justin: Britney's cheating on JC w/Nick Carter too.
Britney: Whatever!
Jerry: Lets bring out Nick Carter.(Nick comes out and sits next to Britney)
Nick: Hey, baby. (Puts his arm around Britney)
Britney: Get away from me! (Pushes Nick's arm away.)
Nick: Don't say that to me baby!(Sticks his tounge out and lightly licks her cheek)
Britney: EWWW! Don't do that! (Gets out of her seat)
JC: Leave her alone Nick!
Nick: What are you gonna do about it? (Stands up)
JC: She's not going out with you! Get on your sorry Ass way out of here! (Stands up)
Nick: Stand back Britney.(Pushes Britney aside) Why don't you make me!?! (Pushes JC)
JC: Maybe I will! (Pushes Nick back. Nick pushes JC harder.Security grabs Nick.)
Justin: See he's still going out with her!
Britney: SHUTUP Justin! I am not! Mind your own buisness!
Justin: Why don't you make me! (Stands up)
Britney: JUST SHUTUP!
Justin: Oooh, I'm scared!
JC: Leave her alone!
Brianna: Why don't you shut the hell up Justin!
Justin: Why don't you make me B***h!
Brianna: Maybe I will! (Stands up)
Justin: I'm waiting!( Brianna runs towards him. Mandy gets up and pushes her)
Mandy: You got a problem with Justin, you got a problem with me! (Brianna kicks Mandy in the stomach. Security pulls both girls away from each other)
Jerry: I would really appreciate it if you guys stayed in your seats!
Justin: you wanna make me? (Stands up)
Jerry: Take him away security. (Security takes Justin away)
Justin: Lemmi go!
Mandy: Let him go, you F*****G A**Holes!
Jerry: Take her away too while your at it! (Security takes Mandy away)
Mandy: LET, ME, GO!
Jerry: Well it's time for my final thought. Don't go out of your way cheating on others. Take care of yourself and each other.