Trailer Trash Humour 2
Personal Information:
Name___________
Nickname______________
CB Handle______________
Yore Mama______________
Yore Daddy (if knowd)________________
Spouse's Name_________________
Relationship to spouse:
___Sister
___Brother
___Mother
___Father
___Pet
___Aunt
___Uncle
Occupation:
___Unemployed Mechanic
___Gun Show Dealer
___Skinhead
Number of Children in Household___
Number that are yours___
Circle Highest Level of Education: 1 2 3 4
How Far is Your Mobile Home From a Paved Road:
___1mi.
___5 mi.
___?
Number of Times You Have Survived a Tornado: ___
Number of Vehicles Owned___
Number on Cement Blocks___
Truck Equipment:
___Gun Rack
___Pit Bull
___Spit Cup
___Fuzzy Dice
___Rebel Flag
___Naked Woman Mudflaps
___NWO and/or NRA sticker
Weapons Owned:
___Tire Iron
___Pick Handle
___Beer Bottle
___Shotgun
Number of Dogs Owned: ___
Number of Homemade Tattoos:___
Which of the Following Appliances are in your Front Yard:
___Friggerator
___Heatin Stove
___Warsher
___TV
___Freezer
How Many of the Above Appliances Work: ___
Fav-o-rite Recreation:
___Drinkin
___Cow Chip Throwin
___Possum Huntin
___Crawdad Huntin
___Spittin Backy
___Scratchin
___Watchin Wrasslin
If You Can Read, Which Magazines Do You Prefer:
___Soap Opera Digest
___NWA
___Rifle and Shotgun
___NWA
___TV Guide
___National Enquirer
___True Confessions
Which Stinks Worse:
___Hogpen
___Outhouse
___Spouse
Can You Spell Your Last Name:___Yup ___Nope
Can You Remember Your Last Name: ___Yup ___Nope
Have You Ever Stayed Sober for More Than One Day: ___Yup ___Nope
Do You Know Any Words with More Than 4 Letters: ___Yup ___Nope
Which is Correct : ___"I Seed Him" or ___"I Seen Him"
How Many Cartons of Cigarettes Do You Smoke a Day? ___
Math Test: How Many Food Stamps Do the Following Cost?
___Six Pack
___Ciggies
___Shotgun Shells
___Backy
Number of Times You've Seen:
___a UFO
___ Elvis
___Elvis in a UFO Healthy
Which of the Following Do You Have?
___Head Lice
___B.O.
___Runny Nose
___Boils
Can You Remember the Last Time You Bathed? ___Yup___Nope
Color of Teeth: ___Yellow ___Brown ___Black ___N/A
I hereby swear this is the trooth and sign my "X" on _________19__